Failed attempt at pulling

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Nookie5
Nookie5 Posts: 25 Forumite
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Was watching some youtube videos and thought I'd try using make-up to give myself a toned muscle and six pack look. Walked out in public shirtless to pull, it was working at first but then it started raining and I was like LMAO !!!!!! GTFO right NOW before anyone sees the scam!


The shame of it, you think anyone took notice the make-up slowly fading away before I made my quick escape?
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  • hollydays
    hollydays Posts: 19,812 Forumite
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    Somewhat cold weather for walking shirtless..
  • HighamKneeDee
    HighamKneeDee Posts: 747 Forumite
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    After 30 minutes of consideration I eventually managed to work out what the following translate to in English.

    LMAO !!!!!! GTFO

    but I'm still struggling with this,

    NOW

    What does it mean?
  • PasturesNew
    PasturesNew Posts: 70,698 Forumite
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    HighamKneeDee wrote: »
    After 30 minutes of consideration I eventually managed to work out what the following translate to in English.

    LMAO !!!!!! GTFO

    but I'm still struggling with this,

    NOW

    What does it mean?

    Laughing my 4rse off.
    What the f****????
    Get the f*** out of here!!!!
  • 74jax
    74jax Posts: 7,923 Forumite
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    Nookie5 wrote: »
    Was watching some youtube videos and thought I'd try using make-up to give myself a toned muscle and six pack look. Walked out in public shirtless to pull, it was working at first but then it started raining and I was like LMAO !!!!!! GTFO right NOW before anyone sees the scam!


    The shame of it, you think anyone took notice the make-up slowly fading away before I made my quick escape?

    Of course they would have. It would have made their day. 🤣

    But this happened in the town of your imagination, so no then. No one saw.
    Forty and fabulous, well that's what my cards say....
  • motorguy
    motorguy Posts: 22,473 Forumite
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    Nookie5 wrote: »
    Was watching some youtube videos and thought I'd try using make-up to give myself a toned muscle and six pack look. Walked out in public shirtless to pull, it was working at first but then it started raining and I was like LMAO !!!!!! GTFO right NOW before anyone sees the scam!


    The shame of it, you think anyone took notice the make-up slowly fading away before I made my quick escape?

    Hilarious!

    Not.

    All made up.
  • NBLondon
    NBLondon Posts: 5,530 Forumite
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    74jax wrote: »
    ]But this happened in the town of your imagination,
    or possibly Newcastle :p
    Wash your Knobs and Knockers... Keep the Postie safe!
  • marliepanda
    marliepanda Posts: 7,186 Forumite
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    Nookie5 wrote: »
    Was watching some youtube videos and thought I'd try using make-up to give myself a toned muscle and six pack look. Walked out in public shirtless to pull, it was working at first but then it started raining and I was like LMAO !!!!!! GTFO right NOW before anyone sees the scam!


    The shame of it, you think anyone took notice the make-up slowly fading away before I made my quick escape?

    You really think you managed to give yourself convincing abs with make up after watching a video...?

    Pics please...
  • onomatopoeia99
    onomatopoeia99 Posts: 6,964 Forumite
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    marliepanda wrote: »
    You really think you managed to give yourself convincing abs with make up after watching a video...?

    Pics please...
    Please no!:eek:
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  • marliepanda
    marliepanda Posts: 7,186 Forumite
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    Sunny_Intervals wrote: »
    a98160_sixpacks_7-tattoo.jpg

    I take it all back. I would go home with that fella in a heartbeat!:grouphug:
  • onlyroz
    onlyroz Posts: 17,661 Forumite
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    My eyes. It burns!!!
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