Alexa tells me

She just told me that there is a flood warning in my local area..

Earlier she did a 4 minute alarm while I brewed my tea

I asked her about low gi, she gave me an interesting explanation

She told me I was welcome when I thanked her

She told me a story

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  • pattypan4
    pattypan4 Posts: 520 Forumite
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    ooh now she is playing the emperor concerto.its beautiful
  • retiredlady
    retiredlady Posts: 2,187 Forumite
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    I said good night to her and she said “ good night, we’ll talk tomorrow “
    When life hands you lemons, ask for tequilla and salt and give me a call!!!
  • DoaM
    DoaM Posts: 11,863 Forumite
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    I told her to stop being an annoying busybody ... I think she's in the huff with me now. :D
  • RumRat
    RumRat Posts: 4,789 Forumite
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    I told her I'd bought Google and she hasn't spoken to me since.....
    Drinking Rum before 10am makes you
    A PIRATE
    Not an Alcoholic...!
  • DigForVictory
    DigForVictory Posts: 11,906 Forumite
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    That she was sorry but she couldn't close some door...


    I found the off switch - a considered tap with a cleaver did the job.
  • PRAISETHESUN
    PRAISETHESUN Posts: 3,716 Forumite
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    I told her to stop harvesting my personal data and she said she didn't understand the question...
  • mluton
    mluton Posts: 796 Forumite
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    I ask her for a fart
  • Francesanne
    Francesanne Posts: 2,081 Forumite
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    I always say goodnight to her. Last nights reply was"sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite". Love Alexa.
  • McKneff
    McKneff Posts: 38,822 Forumite
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    I said i felt a bit off today and she told me sometimes it was good to tell a friend your troubles to make things better....
    make the most of it, we are only here for the weekend.
    and we will never, ever return.
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