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Zammo

...A flat has been sold in Redcar

http://ts10.gazettelive.co.uk/2008/06/anthony_buys_pad_in_redcar_des.html

Anthony buys pad in Redcar despite credit crunch

THE CURRENT credit crunch hasn’t put first time buyer Anthony McIntyre off investing in property.



The 21-year-old, pictured above, has climbed the first rung of the property ladder, buying a one-bedroom apartment in Redcar.
He has just moved into the flat at G2 Redcar, a development purposely aimed at first-time buyers.

Having previously lived with his parents in nearby Dormanstown, Anthony - who is a scaffolder for Corus - wanted to move out and find a place of his own.
He says: “There’s a lot of talk about a credit crunch, which is worrying people who want to buy a house.
You need to get out there and actually do something.
I’ve lived in my apartment for about a month now and everything is going great.”

Crash Cancelled!!!!!111oneeleven

:money:

mr.broderick

Zammo wrote: »

...A flat has been sold in Redcar

http://ts10.gazettelive.co.uk/2008/06/anthony_buys_pad_in_redcar_des.html



Crash Cancelled!!!!!111oneeleven

:money:

Nice pecs zammo

PasturesNew

Scaffolder. Nice secure job then. People always want houses building.

Snooze

Zammo wrote: »

...A flat has been sold in Redcar

http://ts10.gazettelive.co.uk/2008/06/anthony_buys_pad_in_redcar_des.html

There's just so many things wrong with that picture..... Anyone know what I mean??

Rob

mr.broderick

havethis1 wrote: »

hes got armpit hair on the outside of his arm

Lol...Funniest thing i've read on here :j

brit1234

Snooze wrote: »

There's just so many things wrong with that picture..... Anyone know what I mean??

Rob

He is doing well for himself, not only can he afford a poorly decorated flat he has also invested in silicone bicep implants. Well done that man, he really understands the state of the market.:D

Remember prices only go up.:rotfl:

dopester

Man buys an apartment

It's says something about the condition of the market when it becomes news a FTB has bought a property. Good luck sailorboy.

Snooze

brit1234 wrote: »

He is doing well for himself, not only can he afford a poorly decorated flat he has also invested in silicone bicep implants. Well done that man, he really understands the state of the market.:D

Remember prices only go up.:rotfl:

:rotfl:

I was thinking more along the lines of what's a bloke doing with a pan in his hand? Where is the stack of dirty plates and empty pizza boxes?

I'm also curious how he's heating up whatever's in the pan when all the hob knobs are turned off :rotfl: , not to mention the cooker switch on the wall is also in the off position :rotfl: .

I'm also convinced that that head and the body are actually from two different pictures, ie. some photoshop trickery at play.

And !!!!!! is that "feature" wallpaper all about? :eek:

Like I said - so many things wrong with that picture.

Rob

mrak

dopester wrote: »

Man buys an apartment

It's says something about the condition of the market when it becomes news a FTB has bought a property. Good luck sailorboy.

This has to be the funniest thing I've read all day. Cheers dopester.

Wow. The article's worthy of the Framley Examiner or the Onion. Genius find, OP.

M

Zammo

Snooze wrote: »

:rotfl:

I was thinking more along the lines of what's a bloke doing with a pan in his hand? Where is the stack of dirty plates and empty pizza boxes?

I'm also curious how he's heating up whatever's in the pan when all the hob knobs are turned off :rotfl: , not to mention the cooker switch on the wall is also in the off position :rotfl: .

I'm also convinced that that head and the body are actually from two different pictures, ie. some photoshop trickery at play.

And !!!!!! is that "feature" wallpaper all about? :eek:

Like I said - so many things wrong with that picture.

Rob

So are you saying this is in fact a fake, and an apartment in Redcar hasn't sold after all?

The market really is screwed.

Time for a ROFL emoticon methinks.

:rotfl:

ruggedtoast

I'm also willing to bet theres nothing whatsoever in that pan he's stirring on the turned off hob he's standing at.

Its a visual metaphor for the housing market!