free divorce book

bella165

taken from my localpaper,you can claim your free copy of
The Surviving family Conflict And Divorce pocket book,
it is one of the most popular divorce self-help guides,
the book can be ordered free by calling
freephone 0800 321 3832

lifesuckssometimes

bella165 wrote: »

taken from my localpaper,you can claim your free copy of
The Surviving family Conflict And Divorce pocket book,
it is one of the most popular divorce self-help guides,
the book can be ordered free by calling
freephone 0800 321 3832

I will give FREE advice on divorce ( DON'T GET MARRIED ) Also it is a great moneysaving tip. My advice WILL SAVE YOU THOUSANDS :j

ebsay2000

Ye.......

Remember a wife is like dog....... Not just for Christmas!

*lol*

The_Old_Bag

lifesuckssometimes wrote: »

I will give FREE advice on divorce ( DON'T GET MARRIED ) Also it is a great moneysaving tip. My advice WILL SAVE YOU THOUSANDS :j

here, here.....

But for those idiots who ignore this excellent advice, do some research on undetectable poisons, I wish I had, it would have saved me tens of thousands of pounds - and I'm still paying through the nose, and probably will be for the rest of my life.

Ah well, as Brian sang, ":whistle: Always look on the bright side of life.....:whistle: " then again, he was being crucified at the time - which is nearly as painful as Divorce I hear !

lucyyy_2

:rotfl: ^^^LMAO!

The_Old_Bag

ebsay2000 wrote: »

Ye.......

Remember a wife is like dog....... Not just for Christmas!

*lol*

They are also like a dog in that they are pathetically grateful for crumbs from the masters table, for getting scraps of HIS attention, and you can leave them locked up ( or out) all day while you clear off to the Footie, the pub, off with your mates etc
Oh, and you also need a license to own one, and you can just abandon them when you get fed up of them and fancy a bit of a change :cool: and you can rely on some other poor beggar looking after it ( without you having to pay a penny) or the old b*tch can fend for herself !!

littlejaffa

married men live longer, have more sex and progress further at work than single men, it's only women who get the sticky end of that lollypop! maybe more gay marriages is the answer to long marriages

ebsay2000

The_Old_Bag wrote: »

They are also like a dog in that they are pathetically grateful for crumbs from the masters table, for getting scraps of HIS attention, and you can leave them locked up ( or out) all day while you clear off to the Footie, the pub, off with your mates etc
Oh, and you also need a license to own one, and you can just abandon them when you get fed up of them and fancy a bit of a change :cool: and you can rely on some other poor beggar looking after it ( without you having to pay a penny) or the old b*tch can fend for herself !!

Hmm......Do i sense a bit of bitterness there???

:rotfl:

The_Old_Bag

ebsay2000 wrote: »

Hmm......Do i sense a bit of bitterness there???

:rotfl:

Bitter, Moi
What on earth gave you that idea ???

Just agreeing with lifesuckssometimes excellent money saving advice, and esbay2000 interesting analogy.
Wives are like dogs, however much they are badly treated, they are still willing to go back for more (punishment):wall: , and will cower and wag their tail, pathetically craving affection from the source of their suffering.....
Yet if they ever do turn and stand their corner ..........
Why else is the insult of choice by men about women, to call them a b*tch. Presumably our only worth is to look after our masters property, and for breeding purposes.

rebbonk

ebsay2000 wrote: »

Remember a wife is like dog.......

*lol*

My dog was a lot more faithful

surfsister

bella165 wrote: »

taken from my localpaper,you can claim your free copy of
The Surviving family Conflict And Divorce pocket book,
it is one of the most popular divorce self-help guides,
the book can be ordered free by calling
freephone 0800 321 3832

Thanks also online here for a quick read

http://www.family-lawfirm.co.uk/uploaded/documents/Surviving-Family-Conflict-and-Divorce---2nd-edition.pdf