The Compers Inn - Part 3

toomanykids

That's not your house, you got those pics from Ideal Homes, didn't you?:rotfl: :rotfl:

I'll take photos of my kitchen next time it looks that good............which means NEVER!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

gingerchick

hehe lmao polo.:rotfl:
I got a bit lost on the way out of the techie forum, but managed to find my way back, just about.

Polo, are you sure that's your kitchen?
All the photo's I've ever seen on here of more like the one that's got all the grub out.
Have you been winning one of those cleaners for a year or summit.:cool:

POLO_BINT

lol - its only clean as numb nuts has gone to work

His idea of wiping the sides down involves waving a tea towel about for a split second, brush half the crumbs on the floor... other half spread eagle everywhere (under the microwave is his forte')

Coffee and sugar caked to the bottoms of the jars..... grubby finger prints ... sauces...... pepper...... salt....... drawn all over the front of the microwave.....

grimy sink with tide-line - lagged in bolognese sauce (he washes up in cold water and I have to wait til he goes out to redo them again)!!!!

walk in to the kitchen to be met by the familiar sound of shreddies or sugar puffs grinding between your toes!!!!

...... do you want me to start on the state of the bathroom every day????!!!!!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

He waves a cloth around for 5 seconds max then looks at me for approval and praise!!!!!! I think I need to get rid of him and "bat for the other side"!!!!

ella87310

POLO_BINT wrote: »

lol - its only clean as numb nuts has gone to work

His idea of wiping the sides down involves waving a tea towel about for a split second, brush half the crumbs on the floor... other half spread eagle everywhere (under the microwave is his forte')

Coffee and sugar caked to the bottoms of the jars..... grubby finger prints ... sauces...... pepper...... salt....... drawn all over the front of the microwave.....

grimy sink with tide-line - lagged in bolognese sauce (he washes up in cold water and I have to wait til he goes out to redo them again)!!!!

walk in to the kitchen to be met by the familiar sound of shreddies or sugar puffs grinding between your toes!!!!

...... do you want me to start on the state of the bathroom every day????!!!!!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

He waves a cloth around for 5 seconds max then looks at me for approval and praise!!!!!! I think I need to get rid of him and "bat for the other side"!!!!

lmao :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

but the funny thing is, polo really is that obsessive, I'm sure she has a panic attack everytime she comes to mine :eek::o:D

divadee

im off on my holidays so i wont be around for 2 weeks. Please can you pm kipper or heather with any merge requests etc.. as dalkirst is off as well.

im off to see singapore and malaysia:j :j

xxxxxx

POLO_BINT

oh.... I almost forgot............ the !!!!!!! toaster!!!!!!!

He is so inept it is unreal!!!!!

It takes two minutes to wipe it down after he has used it and empty the crumb tray........ but does he do it.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he thinks i'm not looking but I see him blowing the crumbs down the side of the cooker!!!!!

He will learn next week as I am gonna ask him to pull the cooker out so I can clean behind it...... then rather than get him to clean it up himself... im gonna huff and puff and swear and cuss so much that he comes in and asks if he cn help.... my reply will be the norm...... "its ok hun..... I can do it......." then as always he will go in to the toilet to have a dump (his hiding place).... I will knock on the door and ask him if he wants me to clean his ar se too

I love being so facetious!!!!!!

POLO_BINT

divadee wrote: »

im off on my holidays so i wont be around for 2 weeks. Please can you pm kipper or heather with any merge requests etc.. as dalkirst is off as well.

im off to see singapore and malaysia:j :j

xxxxxx

wow!!!!!

I hope they are both wins :D:D:D

have a cracking time!!!!

POLO_BINT

ella87310 wrote: »

lmao :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

but the funny thing is, polo really is that obsessive, I'm sure she has a panic attack everytime she comes to mine :eek::o:D

panic attack!!!!??? More like a Hernia!!! I am knackered from earlier!!!!!

I don't want to see another cooker again in my life!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:

POLO_BINT

can ya tell i'm after my 3,000th post tonight

on that note.... the savage has just climbed out the bath so gonna spend the next fortnight drying her hair!!!!!!!!!!

TFFN & GTI xxxxxxxxxx

divadee

POLO_BINT wrote: »

wow!!!!!

I hope they are both wins :D:D:D

have a cracking time!!!!

i wish, but in a way the air fare was a win as my mum and dad paid it for us i love my mum and dad lol :rotfl: