The Compers Inn - Part 3

Rock_Chick_Bird

Have a good nights sleep Toni. xx

toniq

Morning xxx Ive got to share this article i read as i browsed for comps!, ive got tears streaming down my face! How funny! xxx

My cat’s stalking me




My family has an unhappy history when it comes to cats. There was the time Auntie Ella impaled a kitten on her stiletto heel. Then there was the cat my Italian relatives took on holiday to Sardinia who went mad, terrorised the resort and was consequently shot dead by a local farmer as my young cousins looked on in tears.
And once, when I was a kid, we took in a lodger whose cat unexpectedly flooded the house with kittens. One night, my brother walked in on him drowning them in a bucket in our front room. He was using a broom to hold them down, the nutter.
But despite all of this, I can safely say that my current cat, Nelson, is by far the most troublesome I have ever encountered. The trouble is, he doesn't realise he's a cat - he thinks he's my gay lover or something. He's clingy and possessive.
He follows me into the toilet and lies on the edge of the bowl, purring, while I'm doing a wee-wee. He gets jealous of my laptop, walking all over the keyboard whenever I sit down to write (mind you, I shouldn't complain - those paws of his have inadvertently produced some of the best copy I've written in months).
He doesn't want to go out and play with the other cats. He doesn't want to chase birds. All he wants to do is hang around with me. If I walk into a different room for more than ten seconds he starts to cry. I can't bring myself to shoot him, let alone drown him in a bucket. I'm thinking of taking him down to Relate.

wokkies

toniq wrote: »

Originally Posted by Cheeky Chicken
I know this shouldn't be here, but to everyone who's been helping me with this, please please keep voting, Buffy's only 2 votes ahead now with 20 days to go

Im doing mine for today now ( how subtle) xxxxxx

dont forget to vote, buffy's got a good lead at the minute
RCB I agree with Toni - you yummy mummy and your little one is gorgeous, my little ds used to have curls but they never came back after his first hair cut

gingerchick

Rock chick, your son is gorgeous, and that partial picture of you, you don't half look like a mate I had when I was living in Sheffield.

toniq

buffy got my vote today! 151 votes! xxx

littleholly

Aaarrrghhh, I'm having big internet connection problems! :mad: It was the same 2 days ago and its driving me mad :mad: :mad: :mad: My comping time is suffering! :rotfl:

wokkies

littleholly wrote: »

Aaarrrghhh, I'm having big internet connection problems! :mad: It was the same 2 days ago and its driving me mad :mad: :mad: :mad: My comping time is suffering! :rotfl:

Have you got zone alarm?? There was a problem with its latest update last week I think and it stopped peeps internet working http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7499260.stm

littleholly

wokkies wrote: »

Have you got zone alarm?? There was a problem with its latest update last week I think and it stopped peeps internet working http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7499260.stm

No we haven't, I think its just our IP. We're with F2S (freedom to surf) and have been for years but they where taken over by Pipex and now they're carp! My oh won't change though cos they're cheap! :rolleyes: :wall:

Rock_Chick_Bird

gingerchick wrote: »

Rock chick, your son is gorgeous, and that partial picture of you, you don't half look like a mate I had when I was living in Sheffield.

That's a bit scary cos I'm from Yorkshire!!!

scottishfreebiehunter

:hello:Hi all from the miserable scot:rotfl: