Daily Chat 22nd May

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

There was another eyeball related accident at his work too. One man had to be taken to casualty after he tipped his packet of crisps up to get the crumbs out and some went in his eye.

By the time he got back to work someone had produced a sign stating "DANGER Safety Goggles must be worn in the event of crisp packet tipping"

I thought that story was quite funny.....but the popped out eyeball story makes my teeth itch.

How in the name of God did he manage that?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ellidee

I think that when dreams are analysed the ones about teeth falling out it are interpreted as meaning a fear of getting old :eek:

115K

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

OMG!
I nearly !!!!ed myself laughing! I got kicked out of the library in high school for laughing at a friend when she told me her Aunts eye popped out when she sneezed! Surely it doesnt really happen?

:eek: No way!

115K

Ellidee wrote: »

I think that when dreams are analysed the ones about teeth falling out it are interpreted as meaning a fear of getting old :eek:

I used to have that dream a lot when I was at uni, maybe I was scared of getting old then, instead of being old now.:rotfl:

Lucifa73

That's it - hands over face when sneezing and add glue to toothpaste...

LouiseJ

115K wrote: »

Me too! I think that dream is supposed to be stress related.

That would be right then:rolleyes:

Bunny It honestly did happen to this bloke, he had to go and have a procedure done:eek:

I was asking OH all sorts of questions and he was totally freaked out by it all. I asked

Me - Did his eyeball roll on the factory floor and get covered in sawdust
OH - dont be effing stupid woman it was attached by some string and landed on his cheek

Me - how did they put it back in? Did a nurse have to touch it or do they have an eyeball popping in device.
OH - you are derranged

Me - Could he see his feet without looking down as his eye was on his cheek
OH - Shut up you are making me feel ill Louise!

So many unanswered questions!!!:mad:

Ellidee

PMSL I have this image of someone sneezing and an eyeball ricocheting around the room :rotfl: . Sounds like a scene from a Steve Martin film.

LouiseJ

jinky67 wrote: »

How in the name of God did he manage that?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Exactly, any crumbs lurking in the bottom of a crisp packet would go in my gob...certainly wouldnt waste the remnants of a packet of kettle crisps on my bloody eyeballs.

ZTD

LouiseJ wrote: »

That would be right then:rolleyes:

Bunny It honestly did happen to this bloke, he had to go and have a procedure done:eek:

I was asking OH all sorts of questions and he was totally freaked out by it all. I asked

Me - Did his eyeball roll on the factory floor and get covered in sawdust
OH - dont be effing stupid woman it was attached by some string and landed on his cheek

Me - how did they put it back in? Did a nurse have to touch it or do they have an eyeball popping in device.
OH - you are derranged

Me - Could he see his feet without looking down as his eye was on his cheek
OH - Shut up you are making me feel ill Louise!

So many unanswered questions!!!:mad:

I am at one with his sentiments... _pale_ :undecided

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

That would be right then:rolleyes:

Bunny It honestly did happen to this bloke, he had to go and have a procedure done:eek:

I was asking OH all sorts of questions and he was totally freaked out by it all. I asked

Me - Did his eyeball roll on the factory floor and get covered in sawdust
OH - dont be effing stupid woman it was attached by some string and landed on his cheek

Me - how did they put it back in? Did a nurse have to touch it or do they have an eyeball popping in device.
OH - you are derranged

Me - Could he see his feet without looking down as his eye was on his cheek
OH - Shut up you are making me feel ill Louise!

So many unanswered questions!!!:mad:

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