Notice to newcomers re trolls.

Bismarck

LilacPixie wrote: »

shopping?? Is shopping now a euphemism for knobbing the guy down the road??

think this troll would be more passive....

theunknownstuntman

Jeepers. Work keeps me busy for a few days and Pania and Slate get a stalker. Blimey, an illiterate one at that! lol. Brilliant fun, and it's quite entertaining to read chaps and chapesses.

slippalong

Hi all,
Just a final evening bump before retreating to my local watering hole for my once a month treat of some falling down juice.:beer: Would invite our little troll but don't want to be embarrassed in front of my friends having to keep changing it's nappy.:eek:

Horace

Aaah poor little trolly, he thinks I have been here all day but I haven't, I have been buying food, visiting friends, making hampers and even doing some housework. I have set up the computer so I don't have to log in - ain't technology wonderful.

Why am I explaining myself to a troll?

I keep baiting it to send me a PM but it either doesnt know how or is too scared.:rotfl:

Poor impotent creature - it hates it if people have a sense of humour:rotfl:

Thanks for the support fellow troll hunters..

bubbles0169

dont worry horace
i dont think 'it' thinks
it just types
and not very well at that

theunknownstuntman

By the sounds of it, he doesn't need to type well, he just needs to use his gold card and spend his money. Muppet.

Bismarck

theunknownstuntman wrote: »

By the sounds of it, he doesn't need to type well, he just needs to use his gold card and spend his money. Muppet.

I bet the troll's thankful they introduced CHIP and PIN for shopping because it couldn't sign its name. Trouble is it can't remember 4 numbers so it has to have them tattooed on its claw and ask the assistant for help understanding what they mean.

theunknownstuntman

Bismarck wrote: »

I bet the troll's thankful they introduced CHIP and PIN for shopping because it couldn't sign its name. Trouble is it can't remember 4 numbers so it has to have them tattooed on its claw and ask the assistant for help understanding what they mean.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: nice!!!! It's probably deciding whose name is next on the list of spoofing....

red_bertie

Now calm seems to have been restored, time for a bump.

RB

emily_jackson

bumpety bump