Calling all you night owls

smashedbooboo

Ok, got it goan, Right hopefully this will make you laugh vlad. Some friends of ours were working in Ireland. Plumbers. Had a contract over there. Anyhow they were in southern Ireland. And to get from one place to another they had to go down a lot of country lanes. So one morning as they were driving along S saw a sign on a farm gate. Hand painted on a piece of cardboard tied to the gate. They drove past and then S said to P hang on a minute, reverse back to that gate. That sign says free cigerettes. come lets go and get some. When they pulled level with the gate the sign actually said free courgettes. And they call the irish daft. xxxxxxxxxxx

VLADTHEIMPALA

smashedbooboo wrote: »

Ok, got it goan, Right hopefully this will make you laugh vlad. Some friends of ours were working in Ireland. Plumbers. Had a contract over there. Anyhow they were in southern Ireland. And to get from one place to another they had to go down a lot of country lanes. So one morning as they were driving along S saw a sign on a farm gate. Hand painted on a piece of cardboard tied to the gate. They drove past and then S said to P hang on a minute, reverse back to that gate. That sign says free cigerettes. come lets go and get some. When they pulled level with the gate the sign actually said free courgettes. And they call the irish daft. xxxxxxxxxxx

Nice one :rotfl: :rotfl: All my fags taste of bleach after today. Which is no bad thing. Doctor wasn't impressed when I told him I live on fags and tea!

smashedbooboo

Er well no, i can understand that. you muppet x x x x x x x

smashedbooboo

Can i ask what you did as your job. x x x x

VLADTHEIMPALA

Looks like it's just you and me now hun. I think the tablet may be starting to work. Gotta be up at 8 to take daughter to work - then I get the car. Think I'll love you and leave you. Looking forward to a chat tomorrow. I'll be on the www all day for onr reason or another so I'll look out for you. Just time to send Mupet a rise and shine kiss, then off to bed. Thanks again.

VLADTHEIMPALA

smashedbooboo wrote: »

Er well no, i can understand that. you muppet x x x x x x x

NO. me VLAD, Mupet Muppet.:rotfl: :rotfl:

I know, I know ... :mad: can't give up:mad:

smashedbooboo

Ok hun, i am at work all day.Day shift for a change which is good, Might be able to get my sleep pattern back. Should be home for five. So will switch on comp then. I need to have a chat and catch up with some other lovely peeps as well. Sleep well if you can. And try not to fret about things too much, apart from your health none of the other !!!! is life threatening and can be sorted. And along with that your health will improve also. And as i said to goan, tomorrow is a new day. And goan needs to get his sense of humour back, you need to get your pride back, and i need to get my confidence back. So tomorrow we go to work on it all. Night night hun. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

VLADTHEIMPALA

smashedbooboo wrote: »

Can i ask what you did as your job. x x x x

Did? I know I'll be the last person to find out when they sack me, but do you know something I don't. This may change the way some folk on here see me, but I usually say I have a hide like a rhino in a tin bath (maybe not just now) I'm a legal enforcement manager for the CSA. Bye everyone, it was nice knowing you:p

VLADTHEIMPALA

smashedbooboo wrote: »

Ok hun, i am at work all day.Day shift for a change which is good, Might be able to get my sleep pattern back. Should be home for five. So will switch on comp then. I need to have a chat and catch up with some other lovely peeps as well. Sleep well if you can. And try not to fret about things too much, apart from your health none of the other !!!! is life threatening and can be sorted. And along with that your health will improve also. And as i said to goan, tomorrow is a new day. And goan needs to get his sense of humour back, you need to get your pride back, and i need to get my confidence back. So tomorrow we go to work on it all. Night night hun. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

'Were off to see the wizard ... ' You see that doesn't work cos it was the lion who lost his pride (wasn't it) and I'm an impala who eats lions.

smashedbooboo

No i know you are still emplyed but i mean before you were off sick. You padantic swine. I will slap your little legs for you if your not careful. Well now at least we know why are you ever sooooo slightly nuts. And dont be daft hun. We all have a job to do. Stick around. xxxxxxxxxxxxx