I've never heard the like!!

suzialwaysbroke

Oh good grief, Elantan, that is just so funny, I can hear it now, a lovely jolly POTTY mouth.....
Nice one!

Suzi xx

miss_corerupted

i had this as well with a preapproved £15000 loan only had to give them my bank account details!!

10 calls in one daying
i didn't know i knew such language, 'scott' hung up on me!!!! felt like ringing him back and complaining he had. (he had complined to me twice as i had already down it to him)

boredofbeingathome

elantan wrote: »

i have to admit i have had a few of these calls lately..i was being polite at first and saying i wasnt interested then i asked them to take my name off their file (about call number six or so ) then the other morning i got another one (must be about 8 or 9 of them by now) i answered in my bright cheery voice (well you never know it may be a prosective new employer) and he siad your nice and happy today yep i replied and who are you he told me who he was and why he was phoning i then said (still in my cheery voice) oh thats right your the !!!!!hole that keeps fcuking calling me how are you? he didnt know how to take it i was being ever so polite in tone but nasty in words ...he said why are you calling me an !!!!!hol? to which i replied well i told your fcuking useless company i didnt want any more calls but you seem to enjoy spending the money...so you must be one and how are you doing? he said well it isnt my fault if the customer service doesnt pass on messages and i went well no it isnt your fault if your company is a waste of fcuking space but they dont exactly inspire confidence in their product do they ...and i'm pretty sure you know how fcuking useless they are so unless they are paying you !!!!!! loads of money you just look like an ar£ehole for carrying on working for them...but you never did tell me how are you? still all the while polite and calm ...he said he didnt like my tone i said well i honestly thought you fcukwits did you seem to keep phoning me...but you make sure you have a nice day now ...had to hang up at that point i was laughing to much

Oh my god, i just nearly PMSL....what have we started on MSE?.:rotfl: :rotfl:
(Bob busily saves answer to word, for future use)
I think we should set up an amount of stock answers for posstots like these:D

elantan

there are bad bits in me ...have to admit i still think awimaway is the best ..zincoxide really did deserve the post of the month for that one ...shame he didnt get it

boredofbeingathome

I know i think that future door knockers will avoid in future.Should have one of those warning signs in the window

BEWARE AN MSE'R IN HOUSE, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE TAKEN DOWN AND USED FOR AMUSEMENT ON FORUMS:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I agree as well that zincoxide should have won post of the month:T

elantan

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

BEWARE AN MSE'R IN HOUSE, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE TAKEN DOWN AND USED FOR AMUSEMENT ON FORUMS:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:T

now that is funny we should get bumper stickers badges made up etc

boredofbeingathome

True, do you think we should have a piccy of Martin on the front?
Something along the lines of
MARTIN'S MANIC MSE'RS
MARTIN'S MAGIC MONEY SAVERS CLUB
MSE'R KNOCK AT YOUR OWN RISK
We could get some of those funny voices for answer machine messages.
Do you think they'd fall for
Smile you're on Ant and Dec's saturday night Takeaway!
Or are you wearing those lucky pants? If not! shame cos you ain't getting nothing outta me ( money/sale that is)
i'm sure we can think of more!