Where's The Party!!!!!!!??????????

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

Well...

My best friend, who was heavily pregnant at the time went to Mothercare to buy some new maternity knickers.

After having a nice long bath she decided to put her brand new underware on. She had chosen some white ones in the shop so was surprised that the pair that came out of the box were blue.

Neverthless, she proceeded to put them on and was just about to pull them into position when she noticed a dirty mark on them. On further inspection, and when a horrible smell hit her nostrills she discovered that they were infact a used pair of P1SSY knickers that someone had obviously soiled when out shopping and swapped them in the shop.

I laughed for about a week at this tale...her husband was not amused and wrote to mothercare stating that his pregnant wife could have caught an STD.

That is gross:o

newmoneysaver_2

LouiseJ wrote: »

:hello: Hello Lovely peeps:hello:

Just done a Mystery shop at a pizza takeout but I think i have barfed it up:eek:

Apparantly I should have only ordered pizza with 2 toppings and I got 3 so it cost more..doh!

It cost £13.99 an all. If I am not going to be re-embursed I will be gutted.

Popped into Netto and bought 2 bottles of their Spanish red at £2.29 a bottle..not a bad drop either.

FrankeiM..I love cointreau, vodka and cranberry juice with a twist of lime AKA "A Cosmopolitan", LUSH. Just have to imagine having one of those while Im drinking my cheap red plonk.

I.A. just seen your photos, looks like you have had a great day, did you mention the AS parties?

Hi Louise,

Is this Gap? You should be OK - the brief is to order a pizza with a minimum of 3 toppings.

LouiseJ

jinky67 wrote: »

That is gross:o

But funny:rotfl:

penguin83

:eek: :eek: OMG Louise

Made a mental note to check any knickers before I buy!

Or better still just dont wear knickers. x x

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

But funny:rotfl:

well....yes:D

LouiseJ

newmoneysaver wrote: »

Hi Louise,

Is this Gap? You should be OK - the brief is to order a pizza with a minimum of 3 toppings.

Yup but I was also offered to add another starter for an extra £1 and said yes...think Iv blown it for def.

redsquirrel80

:eek: Louise!!!! :eek:

ps David Tennant is on channel 4 at the moment.. he can play with my stash any time

pania

Jeez louise!!!!!! that is completely yuk! but hilariously funny!!!

FrankieM

I always buy those knickers that are in coathangers.....of course they always look far to big for my petite frame...(NOT!)

jinky67

FrankieM wrote: »

I always buy those knickers that are in coathangers.....of course they always look far to big for my petite frame...(NOT!)

I have bought those knickers and discovered they are smaller than they look
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