Daily Chat Thread 26th March

boredofbeingathome

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Picks his weiner up and
dusts it down to remove cement and sand
don't need a new one
I'll go and get my glue gun
we was getting nowhere
and, so, we
had a cuppa tea and

Right said Len...

I was thinking that one - the tune for right said fred-can't get it out of my head now:T

bank_of_slate

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Picks his weiner up and
dusts it down to remove cement and sand
don't need a new one
I'll go and get my glue gun
we was getting nowhere
and, so, we
had a cuppa tea and

Right said Len...

Open up your fly mate
wash off the blood
we'll stick it back a treat
Len Looks down
It's stuck the wrong way round
we was getting nowhere
and so, we,
had a cuppa tea and
Right said Len.....

boredofbeingathome

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Open up your fly mate
wash off the blood
we'll stick it back a treat
Len Looks down
It's stuck the wrong way round
we was getting nowhere
and so, we,
had a cuppa tea and
Right said Len.....

oh god cant stop laughing, and really need to go and do some work-:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: but cant keep away.

bank_of_slate

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Open up your fly mate
wash off the blood
we'll stick it back a treat
Len Looks down
It's stuck the wrong way round
we was getting nowhere
and so, we,
had a cuppa tea and
Right said Len.....

Gonna have to sort it
sit right down
we'll sort it in a mo
sits Len on the porch
goes to get his blow torch
we was getting nowhere
and so, Len, fled to A&E and

.....Right said Fred,
where the 'ell has he gone
now I'll have to
build the shed meself.

Tadaaaaaa!
Takes a bow
...Linda xx

Bunnyinthelights

Len,
How's your plank?
Any shorter?

immoral_angeluk

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Len,
How's your plank?
Any shorter?

Who says size doesn't matter? :rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Gonna have to sort it
sit right down
we'll sort it in a mo
sits Len on the porch
goes to get his blow torch
we was getting nowhere
and so, Len, fled to A&E and

.....Right said Fred,
where the 'ell has he gone
now I'll have to
build the shed meself.

Tadaaaaaa!
Takes a bow
...Linda xx

:T :T :T OOh my sides were aching before, but now!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

always_amazed

hee hee that's funny!!!

just wondering IA if the 'loose the belly bum etc challenge was still on the go?? Meant to join last month but forgot/ chickened out
x

bank_of_slate

Cue the full version...

AS SUNG BY BERNARD CRIBBINS

Right said Len,
gonna have to shorten it
out comes the saw
and up and down it goes
the dust made him cough,
he slipped and sawed his !!!!!! off
we was getting nowhere
and so we
had a cuppa tea and

right said Len.............
Picks his weiner up and
dusts it down to remove cement and sand
don't need a new one
I'll go and get me glue gun
we was getting nowhere
and, so, we
had a cuppa tea and

Right said Len...
Open up your fly mate
wash off the blood
we'll stick it back a treat
Len Looks down
It's stuck the wrong way round
we was getting nowhere
and so, we,
had a cuppa tea and

Right said Len.....
Gonna have to sort it
sit right down
we'll fix it in a mo
sits Len on the porch
goes to get his blow torch
we was getting nowhere
and so, Len, fled to A&E and

.....Right said Fred,
where the 'ell has he gone
now I'll have to
build the shed meself.

Tadaaaaaa!
Takes a bow
...Linda xx

Queen.Bess

Well done Linda and all the other poets! Like Bob, I should be getting on with work, but hearing about Lenny's trials and tribulations with getting his erection sorted is keeping me here instead!

Alas, I can't see the photos he posted earlier, so will have to wait til this evening to see them!