Daily Chat Thread 26th March

bank_of_slate

sings *"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together
One on each end and steady as we go."
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and

"Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie."
Up comes Charlie from the floor below.
After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea.

And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles.
But it did no good, well I never thought it would
"All right," said Fred, "Have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo."

Took its feet off, even took the seat off
Should have got us somewhere but no!
So Fred said, "Let's have a cuppa tea."
And we said, "right-o."

"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and

"Right," said Fred, " Have to take the wall down,
That there wall is gonna have to go."
Took the wall down, even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea.

And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,
I get a sort of feelin'
If we remove the ceilin'
With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."

"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow.
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome.
So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
And then we went home.

(I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it
Standing on the landing, that's all
Trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
Never get nowhere if you're too hasty.")

...Linda xx

immoral_angeluk

Lenny... you've left the rake in your sand mate....

jacs76

morning ...just about

peeing it down with rain here, but me and dan have already been out for a nice walk in the woods with the dog and i have just had a shower and made myself a brew:D

right todays jobs are
add up what debt is left to pay for my final push in getting it cleared.:T :eek:

ring college and ask/arrange for a telephone interview with guidance.

i'm terrible on the phone i get all of a stutter :rolleyes: so its a bit of a big deal for me using the phone for something other than gossip:rotfl:

immoral_angeluk

Awww bless you look all scrunched in that beanie hat... :rotfl:

System

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Lenny... you've left the rake in your sand mate....

Roger that:rolleyes:

bank_of_slate

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Lenny... you've left the rake in your sand mate....

Is that a rake in your sand or are you just pleased to see us?
:rotfl:
...Linda xx

immoral_angeluk

lennymfo wrote: »

Roger that:rolleyes:

Sorry, picky g*t aren't I? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I would offer to come and help you rake your sand but it's a bit far for me to travel with only a double buggy...

immoral_angeluk

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Is that a rake in your sand or are you just pleased to see us?
:rotfl:
...Linda xx

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

System

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Is that a rake in your sand or are you just pleased to see us?
:rotfl:
...Linda xx

Both :rotfl:

jacs76

my what a big plank you have lenny