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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    :hello: Hello Peeps

    I thought no one was in tonight... I should have known none of us have lives.
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,924 Forumite
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    Ellidee wrote: »
    Right here goes - apologies if I've posted this before...... A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre - so he gives her one.


    that is funny. :rotfl: and i like your sig Elidee
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • System
    System Posts: 178,351 Community Admin
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    Hey up Ste, not bad big fella. Yourself? You managed to watch 'The Secret Life of the Motorway' yet? Looking forward to the 1/4 final on Sun against Cardiff.
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    :hello: Hello Peeps

    I thought no one was in tonight... I should have known none of us have lives.

    I have a life...I just cant find it;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • System
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    Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »
    Oh no please don't that's dreadful
    I know, I have to say that i did snigger but felt really guilty at the same time.
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  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,924 Forumite
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    LouiseJ wrote: »
    :hello: Hello Peeps

    I thought no one was in tonight... I should have known none of us have lives.


    No, None of us have any money! hence this must be the cheapest night in/out - its very DFW
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »
    unless some sod (like you!) bumps up and reminds me of my shame

    Then it will be page 5212 the day after. No shame in enjoying yourself with friends.

    Unless they're ugly friends - and we aren't...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • globalds
    globalds Posts: 9,431 Forumite
    This has been a rather good week for me ...It almosts tempts fate to say stuff like that ..
    I think is is more down to me lowering my standards ...rather than things really getting better :)
    I am now starting on the Polish beer ...I told you I had lowered my standards...
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    elantan wrote: »
    i dont do smut im a good girl ;) can i just be me?

    Of course you can. Just be you, but let all those naughty thoughts float out and onto your keyboard....
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Then it will be page 5212 the day after. No shame in enjoying yourself with friends.

    Unless they're ugly friends - and we aren't...

    speak for yourself:p
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
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