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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    surely it's his birthday suit?:p
    what with all us ladies around:cool:

    Got it in one... ;)

    I always wear that. Keeps me warm under my clothes...
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  • pania
    pania Posts: 8,258 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Ahh...such a tease. I know that you would actually buck like a bronco until I had you bested...

    thats almost worth saying "so try me..." to...:D :kisses3:
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    not without some form of support I'm afraid.:o

    My hands perhaps?
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  • smashedbooboo
    smashedbooboo Posts: 4,558 Forumite
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    Z a poultice will usually take away the swelling. Either that or put it on the table and smack it with the family bible. Or you could squeeze it . And when you say vicious swelling. Does it bite.
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    It's weekend - no underwear is law at the weekend :D

    Zed's law...
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  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    smashedbooboo wrote: »
    Z a poultice will usually take away the swelling. Either that or put it on the table and smack it with the family bible. Or you could squeeze it . And when you say vicious swelling. Does it bite.

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,416 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    My hands perhaps?


    mmm, that would work...
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  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Zed's law...

    And Spud's law ;)
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    i must love you and leave you all
    see you later
    night night
    xxx
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  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    Night Jinky x

    I'm off too - it's a school night so early to bed ;)
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
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