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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    GingerSte wrote: »
    No. Vice. iiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    What are you doing with a vice? You one of these DIY type blokes?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • GingerSte
    GingerSte Posts: 2,486 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    What are you doing with a vice? You one of these DIY type blokes?

    I've been known to be a bit handy in the bedroom (and other areas of the house).
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    GingerSte wrote: »
    I've been known to be a bit handy in the bedroom (and other areas of the house).

    That's where you're going wrong. You don't want to be handy at all. Get someone else to do all the hard work.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Hello boys the hired help has arrived:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    Evening everyone :hello:

    This party has turned into a weekender :D
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    Evening everyone :hello:

    This party has turned into a weekender :D

    A right dirty one;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    A right dirty one;)

    They usually are :D
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    They usually are :D

    But this one has been particularly dirty:j
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    But this one has been particularly dirty:j

    Really? I might have to read back to see what I missed :p

    Was Zed being nawty?
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    Hello boys the hired help has arrived:D

    Aren't you supposed to walk into the room and *I* say "Hello boys..."?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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