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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    well i think i'm quite funny but others may disagree :D

    "Aye - she's right funny her..."
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    i also think i dance like ginger rogers but in reality its probably more like an elephant havning an epileptic fit :D

    Doing it backwards and in heels, may or may not make you like Ginger Rogers...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    you know you can... the love of your life or just a very good lay?

    Oh? You get inspired by good lays?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,943 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    A "slow comfortable screw against the wall" coming up for Madam...

    Yes - but I like it shaken... ;)


    I wish!

    and I can't believe I just said that! :o:o:o
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Oh? You get inspired by good lays?

    you mean you dont?;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,741 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    Just remind them, you can just make stuff up about them....

    no, I do always remember when they relive it all. this is why I rarely go out with them - or I drive!
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »
    I wish!

    and I can't believe I just said that! :o:o:o

    :j :j :j :j I can:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »
    I wish!

    and I can't believe I just said that! :o:o:o

    :kisses2:

    Just let your words free...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,741 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    Oh? You get inspired by good lays?

    it would depend just how GOOD.

    Jinky - booooooo! will get the truth out of you at the glasgow meet!;)
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    no, I do always remember when they relive it all. this is why I rarely go out with them - or I drive!

    See, such a disappointment when your collegues are such tell-tales...

    I'm so discrete... ;) :kisses3:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    :kisses2:

    Just let your words free...
    now I am really annoyed:mad:
    how come everybody except me has had one of these:kisses2: and I have not?;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
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