free water (not a joke)

yummy-mummy-amy

fill in the details and click submit for a free smaple of dehydrated water


http://www.buydehydratedwater.com/free.htm

asea

Are you sure it's not a joke? Dehydrated water is nothing but an oxymoron!

sarah1972

It's an american website

paulabear

Er, it's a joke. Have a look around the site - here are the 'employee benefits' - Free dehydrated water
Employee events
Casual work environment
401k program
Dental/Medical/Vision plan
Unlimited Stress
Harassment of all sorts
Yearly bonus
Term life insurance
Long term disability
3 Vacation days/year
2 sick days/year
Free transportation to work by mule
Complimentary Twinkies
Minimum wage salary
Free paper clips
Usage of restroom facilities
Ketchup packets from McDonalds
Napkins from Del Taco
Straws from 7-Eleven
Usage of our customers' credit cards
Unlimited toilet paper
Office supplies to use at work
Air conditioned office (Winter months only)

Current Positions Available:

paulabear

Sorry, that was a bad cut'n'paste; but you get the idea

paulabear

FAQs;
How do I spit it out if I don't like it?"
Response: Simply exhale and the dehydrated water will leave your body. "I urinate too frequently. Will it help me with that? Response: No, stop drinking a case of beer every day and that should help. If compulsive urination persists, contact your doctor. "Is this product thicker than blood? If so, will it dissolve the Mafia and other family owned businesses, reverse inbreeding, stop 'ethnic cleansing', etc?" Response: We are testing this at the present time. "What kind of reaction can I expect from my cat and plant if I only feed them dehydrated water?" Response: Dead cat. If you only consume one type of product and nothing else, you will ruin your body. You must have a well balanced diet; even with dehydrated water.

sarah1972

I wonder what the 'lucky' person will get through the post :rolleyes:

kimstud69

Oh God.. how awful! Hope not too many people fell for that one! x

Butlers1982

To be honnest, I dont think the OP realises that its a mickey take! !

espresso

It always amuses me that there is always at least one user who Thanks posts like these!

jhp

Their is a big clue here its a Spoof !!!

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