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saturday night party ~ roll over from friday ~ mse's 5 years old

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  • jacs76
    jacs76 Posts: 2,140 Forumite
    Someones been watching too many pornos.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    my hubby i think........
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    If the man is up to the job you shouldnt have to;)

    If the man is up to the job, there are aftershocks...

    Which apparently last for a while...

    Look ma...no hands...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • To be fair I'm not sure there really is such thing as a pretty... uh... 'downstairs'.. male or female... I've seen both and not convinced! lol!
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Aah but then when you spit it out it goes all over, its the way the head tilts backwards and forwards then wiggles to one side.:D

    You been swallowing sex-toys?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    and its often better to share the experience!
    I'll second that!
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • girls tend to be more neat tho. less in your face
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    If the man is up to the job, there are aftershocks...

    Which apparently last for a while...

    Look ma...no hands...


    Why have I never met that man?:rolleyes:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • jacs76
    jacs76 Posts: 2,140 Forumite
    It was marginally more attractive than her ladygarden :)
    what would people say about me as i haven't got a garden just a beautifully mown lawn
  • To be fair I'm not sure there really is such thing as a pretty... uh... 'downstairs'.. male or female... I've seen both and not convinced! lol!

    This is true. It is those who require a flymo for Xmas I have nightmares about.
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    To be fair I'm not sure there really is such thing as a pretty... uh... 'downstairs'.. male or female... I've seen both and not convinced! lol!

    The less you can see, the better it looks. That puts the female at the advantage...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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