Chav outfit for fancy dress

Monster03

Hi, I have been invited to a fancy dress party in march with the theme of "Chavs". I have no idea what to get/dress in, as I'm not into that sort of thing.
There are loads of chavvy clothes for blokes, but what do the girls wear?

mattogier

Very little :-)

QT2006

wear jogging bottoms, high heels (if you are a girl) or trainers and a handbag (if you are a girl) and add loads of big gold jewelery- can be fake and some fake burberry and you have made it!

lapat

ali g outfit would go down a treat there readily available on ebay

globalds

Maybe something like this.........

ScoobieGirl

Google "chav calendar" very ammusing and some good ideas. Huge gold hoop earings and anything Kappa too.

Contains_Mild_Peril

Jogging trousers with white stilettos, a checked Burberry-style baseball cap, low cut top and lots of fake gold jewellery should do the job.

nuttywoman

Monster03 wrote: »

Hi, I have been invited to a fancy dress party in march with the theme of "Chavs". I have no idea what to get/dress in, as I'm not into that sort of thing.
There are loads of chavvy clothes for blokes, but what do the girls wear?

Funnily enough we`ve been invited to a chav party in March as well, Its not the same one is it? lol
I`m going to get some pics of those awful clowns from argos = that chavs love to wear, big horrible things they are - and stick the pics on some card to `drape `round my neck and dangle from my ears, lol

natalie1974

Ok , basing this on the fact that even though I live in Crayford all my family is in Medway and I often frequent Chatham High Street , no , not the corners either :rotfl:

I would go for something like this as the top http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/REEBOK-TRACKSUIT-TOP-SIZE-14_W0QQitemZ160209365508QQihZ006QQcategoryZ314QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting
with a black sports bra underneath then your top can open up to your middle ! lol

this for the bottoms and roll the bottoms up so they then only come to calf length http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LADIES-CASUAL-REEBOK-TRACKSUIT-BOTTOMS-SZ-S-BNWOT_W0QQitemZ130198486555QQihZ003QQcategoryZ314QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

A pair of these hanging off your feet http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Reebok-Classic-Leather-White-Pink-Size-4_W0QQitemZ160209788956QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1262QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting which I must admit I live and die in as they are so comfortable

Then something like this if you have pierced ears , http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/2121121/Trail/searchtext%3EHOOPS.htm obviously cheap fake ones though and then a few of these hanging round your neck http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/2421656/Trail/C%24cip%3D1500011826.Jewellery%2Band%2Bwatches%3EC%24cip%3D1500011942.Chains%3EC%24cip%3D1500011946.Belcher%2Bchains.htm again the bigger the better , preferably the links have to be a minimum of hula hoop crisps size so I would suggest making these with gold paper .

And last but not least the pineapple hairstyle ! The Vicky Pollard look .

natalie1974

Forgot to say loads of rings on your fingers as well , big fat sovereigns !

Little_Chicken

Don't forget the chavvy french manicure on nasty false nails