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Saturday Night Mud Wrestling Party

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  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    Length?

    Long and thin goes too far in and doesn't please the ladies.
    Short and thick just does the trick and manufactures babies.

    Apparently...
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Women...always on about length...

    well it is important you know:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    anybody...anything?:D

    My life motto is - I'll try anything once, and if I like it, I'll try it again....and again....and again!

    So yes, ok!

    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    he's never short of offers...

    I bet you're not either...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    My life motto is - I'll try anything once, and if I like it, I'll try it again....and again....and again!

    So yes, ok!

    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    now that will get the boys excited.
    just think of the possibilities:think:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    Length?

    Long and thin goes too far in and doesn't please the ladies.
    Short and thick just does the trick and manufactures babies.

    Apparently...

    And wagging tongues lead to sin...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    wahey I've got 3 stars now:j :j :j
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    well it is important you know:D

    Payload is not as important as accuracy...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    And wagging tongues lead to sin...

    no no no
    wagging tongues lead to fun:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    wahey I've got 3 stars now:j :j :j

    Well done!!!!!!! Congrats :money::D:D:money:
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



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