E28.02.08:Win! A Monkey Spanker(Adults only)

Save_Me_3

toniq wrote: »

You do realise that by signing up for mailings that you are agreeing to test and film yourself testing products.
Including the "dyson", it states all mailings are not in brown envelopes but clear cellophane, and all names of satisfied clients will be published on all marketing material with pictures.
x:rolleyes:

So if I sign up for this and wink seductivly at my post man, do you think I may get lucky? :rotfl: :rotfl:

Knightowl

I vote that this thread should become a sticky:rotfl: :rotfl: :rolleyes:

toniq

lol can u imagine if the mag had pics of a crossdresser hovering (freddie mercury, i want to break stylie) what would postie think!?!??
Imagine if the spanker came in cellophane all those grubby hands that would have looked and touched it first!
Or worse still if it was your pic on front cover with prize! and postie knocks at your door whilst looking at you weirdly! lmao..........

Knightowl

toniq wrote: »

lol can u imagine if the mag had pics of a crossdresser hovering (freddie mercury, i want to break stylie) what would postie think!?!??
Imagine if the spanker came in cellophane all those grubby hands that would have looked and touched it first!
Or worse still if it was your pic on front cover with prize! and postie knocks at your door whilst looking at you weirdly! lmao..........

Yes I can imagine what your postman would be thinking "paintballing and spanking?"

I need to get a life on the weekends.........:D

rrickyuk

Knightowl wrote: »

Having yet to open the file if I dare I am wondering will it be "Gorrilas in the mist"?:eek:

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More like "Nurses in the Fog"

Save_Me_3

toniq wrote: »

...Imagine if the spanker came in cellophane all those grubby hands that would have looked and touched it first!
Or worse still ...

The postman had opened it and used it :eek: _pale_

toniq

lol..................u sick puppy!

rrickyuk

Knightowl wrote: »

I vote that this thread should become a sticky:rotfl: :rotfl: :rolleyes:

I think that that is what happens to the prize, if used properly.:o;)

Knightowl

Save_Me wrote: »

The postman had opened it and used it :eek: _pale_

...and dont forget "The postman always rings twice":kisses: if you believe the movies:rotfl:

scottishfreebiehunter

Knightowl wrote: »

...and dont forget "The postman always rings twice":kisses: if you believe the movies:rotfl:

:eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
My postman already calls me by my first name :eek::eek:god forbid If I won one of these:rotfl::rotfl: