Benefit Fraud Investigator

real1314

markbass wrote: »

Just practice looking down your nose at everyone you can, and take enjoyment out of pulling the legs of spiders, also practice rolling your eyes in disgust and adopt a very condescending disbelieving tone to your voice...that'll be a great start, then live the life of a bitter and twisted recluse, watching the clock for when they can start work the next morning to take out their sadistic pent up vengeful nature on their next suspect!!

Oh and give the cat a good kick as you walk out the door in the morning and don't forget to look in the mirror before you go to bed at night and threaten to get yourself while your asleep!!


Seriously who would want to be a Benefit fraud investigator???

Taxpayers who want to see their tax put to good use?
People who prefer to see the genuinely disabled supported and the idle dealt with?
People who know the difference between wrong and right?

perkypatchy

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real1314 wrote: »

Taxpayers who want to see their tax put to good use?
People who prefer to see the genuinely disabled supported and the idle dealt with?
People who know the difference between wrong and right?

This is a sensible answer and a sound rebuttal of the clown who seems to think that fraud such as this is OK. Why do common sense answers become hijacked by idiots as exemplified by some of the clever clogs answerers who try without success to be witty? Keep it sensible, please.

SailorSam

perkypatchy wrote: »

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This is a sensible answer and a sound rebuttal of the clown who seems to think that fraud such as this is OK. Why do common sense answers become hijacked by idiots as exemplified by some of the clever clogs answerers who try without success to be witty? Keep it sensible, please.

Are my ears burning ?

dmg24

This thread is nearly three years old!

cmw1212

dmg24 wrote: »

This thread is nearly three years old!

Goodness so it is- I wonder if the OP realised their dream.

SailorSam

Despite all the expected cuts it said on the news that they expected to take on an extra 200 investigators so now may be a good time to go the jobcentre and ask, gizzajob go on gizzajob, i can do that.

perkypatchy

No, it is not a good time to go to the job centre to ask gimme gimme one of these new jobs. Please read my bit about all the folk sitting in the redeployment pool awaiting new jobs. There are thousands of them in the MOD pool all looking for new jobs and as said earlier THERE IS A BLANKET BAN ON CIVIL SERVICE RECRUITMENT.

I am amazed to learn that the thread is 3 yrs old because it is certainly very topical.