Happy Christmas to all (Merged)

adam_spence · 25 December 2007 at 3:07AM

IvanOpinion wrote: »

Not original but so that I do not offend

From us ("Ivan and his bit of Fluff") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best(*) wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

(*) Note that no warranty is implied in relation as to the perforimance or abilities of 'best' in the context herein presented.

... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make this country great, (not to imply that out little neck of the woods is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "neck of the woods" worthy of inclusion in the western or any other hemisphere, full sphere or portion thereof), and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, bentness, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-
- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
- This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of Ivan and his co-wishers are acknowledged.
- This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes (including but not limited to those of any monetary value).
- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of anybody who feels like it.
- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
- The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher
- Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

Apart from that have a good one everybody :beer:

ivan

hmm, this is much too true nowadays,anyway happy whatever it's allowed to be called.:D