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Someone Send this to Martin

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BeanKellyBeanKelly Forumite
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‘’This Christmas’’


Christmas is only one Day

Celebration of The Lord believers convey

Martin Lewis is a very smart man

Watched him last night and by damn


True words were spoken

Don’t give gifts as a token

Avoid Retail pressure

Sit back take measure


Instead don’t get caught up again

In the Annual high street campaign 

To relieve you of your cash

Over you like a rash


This year, be strong and just say

‘’This year let’s not do presents’’

Thus avoiding gifts in return

From families who no longer earn


Instead enjoy Xmas with fellowship

Family, break bread, no guilt trip

Come Feb when the bills clatter through

Your letterbox addressed to YOU!


I have mentioned before, it’s concrete

Come February, army on the streets

Dishing out meals to those who did not listen

To the rich and poor alike, even Christians


Now, buy your kids anything they desire

But keep it close, family what they require

January will be tight, beware

Tinsel in attic, learn the Lord’s Prayer 


Be festive and hug your loved ones

Remember that someones 

Worse off than you

And hope we all pull through

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  • MalMonroeMalMonroe Forumite
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    Hi, if you watched Martin's show this Tuesday, you will have seen the information on there on how to contact him.

    It's doubtful whether or not he'll see this.

    He's on Twitter (but I think this will have too many characters?) and also at [email protected] - or you could ask the forum team to pass it on to him - [email protected]

    They say that next week it's the final show of the year so if you send it to him now he may (or Angellica may) refer to it?

    I think he likes things like that.   :)
  • qwert_yuiopqwert_yuiop Forumite
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    Rap started (as far as I’m aware) way back in 1979 when I was a youngster with sugar hill gang. At the time it was new and entertaining. I can’t understand why it’s still popular.
    “What means that trump?” Timon of Athens by William Shakespeare
  • qwert_yuiopqwert_yuiop Forumite
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    Or maybe this isn’t an attempt to sound like Eminem?
    “What means that trump?” Timon of Athens by William Shakespeare
  • qwert_yuiopqwert_yuiop Forumite
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    BeanKelly said:

    ‘’This Christmas’’


    Christmas is only one Day

    Celebration of The Lord believers convey

    Martin Lewis is a very smart man

    Watched him last night and by damn


    True words were spoken

    Don’t give gifts as a token

    Avoid Retail pressure

    Sit back take measure


    Instead don’t get caught up again

    In the Annual high street campaign 

    To relieve you of your cash

    Over you like a rash


    This year, be strong and just say

    ‘’This year let’s not do presents’’

    Thus avoiding gifts in return

    From families who no longer earn


    Instead enjoy Xmas with fellowship

    Family, break bread, no guilt trip

    Come Feb when the bills clatter through

    Your letterbox addressed to YOU!


    I have mentioned before, it’s concrete

    Come February, army on the streets

    Dishing out meals to those who did not listen

    To the rich and poor alike, even Christians


    Now, buy your kids anything they desire

    But keep it close, family what they require

    January will be tight, beware

    Tinsel in attic, learn the Lord’s Prayer 


    Be festive and hug your loved ones

    Remember that someones 

    Worse off than you

    And hope we all pull through

    My wife’s got some distant relatives who are reformed Presbyterians. Famously referred to as deformed Presbyterians, because they have no organs, they’re also known for not celebrating Christmas. A bit boring, but maybe not a bad idea. No point in getting stressed out over a supposed celebration.
    “What means that trump?” Timon of Athens by William Shakespeare
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