Cyber Monday 'just for fun' comp. Ends today-ish. Priceless prize

Blulu

The winner will be chosen by me at some point tomorrow and will be treated to an amazing and priceless prize, of no financial value whatsoever, posted on this thread.

To enter, make a Cyber Monday and/or Black Friday comment. The one that makes me grimace or groan the most wins. Enter as many times as you like.

Good luck

Blu XXX

grannybiker

Pickled onion

Rahven

Only TEN HOURS of Cyber Monday left! Buy now!

(We'll email you again in an hour)

Blulu

And...we have a winner...[drum roll]

It was actually an easy choice. All of your comments on this and the Black Friday thread made me smile, or even chuckle. There was only one that made me truly grimace and groan, so...the winning entry is:

@Brie, who said:

"I must be doing something wrong.  I got 1 BF email!"

Thank you to all who entered, and congratulations to Brie. Here is your priceless prize:

There once lived a comper called Brie
Who did something right, you'll agree
ONE Black Friday e-mail?
Made me want to yell
It all sounds a bit cheesy to me

Blu XXX