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variation on the 23rd Psalm
AGB863
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This is tongue in cheek, but in my job I do training sessions about debt and I have come across this variation of the 23rd psalm, (the Lords My Shepherd)
The credit card is my shepherd; I always want
It makes me live in the land of not enough....it leads me into debt
It leads me in the path of pressure and worry
Yes even if I walk through the valley of shops, I will fear no price, for my credit card is with me.
My mastercard and visa will comfort me.
It prepares the table before me of goods I cannot resist in the presence of my family and friends. It anoints me with boldness to buy things I cannot afford.
My debt runs over.
Surely worry and debt shall follow me all the days of my life.
I will dwell in the house owned by the bank for ever.
The credit card is my shepherd; I always want
It makes me live in the land of not enough....it leads me into debt
It leads me in the path of pressure and worry
Yes even if I walk through the valley of shops, I will fear no price, for my credit card is with me.
My mastercard and visa will comfort me.
It prepares the table before me of goods I cannot resist in the presence of my family and friends. It anoints me with boldness to buy things I cannot afford.
My debt runs over.
Surely worry and debt shall follow me all the days of my life.
I will dwell in the house owned by the bank for ever.
I am a debt counsellor working in the voluntary sector - we don't charge our clients for the work we do!
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Nice!! :T
Just one question though.....were you bored today or something??
"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250 -
Oh sorry, I misread and thought you had written it! Hence the 'were you bored' question.
"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250
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