In need of a loan but unemployed until Sept 2020

jonesMUFCforever

Grumpy_chap said:

Instead of a loan, can the OP get an interest-free credit card to see them to the first pay-check and then clear that card down quickly.  Live like a hobbit to clear the debts.

Unlikely, that the OP would be granted a new card with no salary. 

DCFC79

MinuteNoodles said:

My thoughts are to go to employment agencies doing factory, production and warehouse distribution work and sign up for one of those to cover you until September. Also farmers have been complaining about not being able to get staff for harvesting so there's an opportunity to look at.

Loads of oppurtunities, the OP just needs to look for them.

Fighter1986

MinuteNoodles said:

My thoughts are to go to employment agencies doing factory, production and warehouse distribution work and sign up for one of those to cover you until September. Also farmers have been complaining about not being able to get staff for harvesting so there's an opportunity to look at.

There's a lot of contract work in the NHS right now, too. The trust my OH works at is hiring IT Service Desk Analysts on 24 hour notice. 
You need to be mostly alive and have a loose grasp of broken English, that's about it really. £13.50/PH.