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Sorry, no idea who he is Great price though, I ordered 4 to put away for christmas :beer:
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Alan to Sophie: Sophie, did you get your chocolate orange?
Sophie: Yeah.
Alan: I got you dark chocolate one because I know you don’t like milk.
Sophie: I do like milk chocolate.
Alan: Oh right. Well, I could exchange it. I could talk to my chocolate people.
Sophie: Yes, please.
Alan: Have you tampered with the wrapping?
Sophie: No, but there is a bit of superficial damage to the box.
Alan: Don’t worry about the damage, they’re all damaged. Have you kept it below room temperature?
Sophie: I don’t think so.
Alan: Right. In that case, I’m afraid you’ve invalidated the warranty. Above room temperature, it all congeals into one big dark chocolate cricket ball. So I’m afraid consumer rights no longer apply. I mean, you could try “Watchdog”, but I think they’ve got bigger fish to fry.
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It was an Alan Partridge reference
Sorry, no idea who he is
Sophie: Yeah.
Alan: I got you dark chocolate one because I know you don’t like milk.
Sophie: I do like milk chocolate.
Alan: Oh right. Well, I could exchange it. I could talk to my chocolate people.
Sophie: Yes, please.
Alan: Have you tampered with the wrapping?
Sophie: No, but there is a bit of superficial damage to the box.
Alan: Don’t worry about the damage, they’re all damaged. Have you kept it below room temperature?
Sophie: I don’t think so.
Alan: Right. In that case, I’m afraid you’ve invalidated the warranty. Above room temperature, it all congeals into one big dark chocolate cricket ball. So I’m afraid consumer rights no longer apply. I mean, you could try “Watchdog”, but I think they’ve got bigger fish to fry.