I saved some tax!

lebowski1980

I've just come across an ingenious way of saving myself tax on my earnings. Massively undercharge a client for a tax return who prepared their own books! Less revenue = less tax!

(Thanks to those who suggested in earlier threads to only take on clients whose books you maintain themselves. Lesson learnt!)

agrinnall

Fascinating. I'm sure many people will follow your example.

lebowski1980

agrinnall - it was a joke...

singhini

lebowski1980 wrote: »

agrinnall - it was a joke...

Too late Lebowski


Ive handed my notice in at work and that way im never gonna pay any tax.


Im also refusing to wash and change my underwear thus saving me more money (and time)


You truly are "The dude" Lebowski


Theresa May out...….. Lebowski in...…… Theresa May out...……. Lebowski in :j

lebowski1980

singhini wrote: »

Too late Lebowski


Ive handed my notice in at work and that way im never gonna pay any tax.


Im also refusing to wash and change my underwear thus saving me more money (and time)


You truly are "The dude" Lebowski


Theresa May out...….. Lebowski in...…… Theresa May out...……. Lebowski in :j

:rotfl: - I'm not sure that would be the best political move for the country!

agrinnall

lebowski1980 wrote: »

agrinnall - it was a joke...

Don't give up the day job, or if you do, don't start a new career in stand up :rotfl:.

lebowski1980

agrinnall wrote: »

Don't give up the day job, or if you do, don't start a new career in stand up :rotfl:.

And there was me thinking that accountants were known for their sense of humour?

agrinnall

lebowski1980 wrote: »

And there was me thinking that accountants were known for their sense of humour?

I suppose it depends who you compare it to, maybe against a tax inspector...

singhini

Lebowski - i just remembersd the famous words of Ken Dood.


"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."