Getting up at 12

fewgroats

I read on a spoof site that you can save money by getting up at noon. Makes perfect sense to me.

- Don't have to eat breakfast.
- Less likely to go out, because less places to go. You're also starting far too late.
-As a result, no parking tickets or fines.
-Less likely to go out for a coffee for the same reason.
-By evening you don't feel you've had a full day, so don't want to go out for the evening.
-Don't bother with morning courses.
-This lifestyle would also not attract a partner, which will save you money.

Okay the problem is how you get money in the first place.

jk0

My Saturday lad used to follow this rule. He always answered the door in his dressing gown when I called for him at 12pm. (He's now been sacked, as his work was awful also.)