Ideal man gift

A few years ago, there was a poem with a gingerbread man. I think it started something along the lines of 'The ideal man is hard to find'. There was something in it about him not taking the duvet as well.

I've tried to find it, but I can't. Can anyone help please?


  • steveE2
    steveE2 Posts: 1,299
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    They say good men are hard to find
    I know this to be true
    But I hunted far & wide
    And found one just for you

    He is no good at d.i.y
    He cannot fix the car
    But his socks are never smelly
    And he doesn't stray too far

    He always listens patiently
    He won't pester you to be fed
    And if you get fed up with him
    You just bite off his head!
  • Brilliant, thank you!
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