Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread part 2½

diluvsdiscounts

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding!!!8230;Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma!!!8217;am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I!!!8217;d give it to you but I don!!!8217;t have one.Officer: Don!!!8217;t have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.Officer: I see!!!8230;.Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.Older Woman: I can!!!8217;t do that.Officer: Why not?Older Woman:

I stole this car.Officer: Stole it?Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.Officer: You what?Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the! car, clasping his half drawn gun.Officer 2: Ma!!!8217;am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.Older woman: Is there a problem sir?Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.Older Woman: Murdered the owner?Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.Officer 2: Is this your car, ma!!!8217;am?Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.Officer 2:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.Officer 2:

Thank you ma!!!8217;am, one of my officers told me you didn!!!8217;t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.Older Woman:

Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.Moral: Don!!!8217;t mess with little old ladies!

Snap-ant

pippo wrote: »

So pleased to hear about that sister.

I'm going back to pink soon, this blue just isn't right!

I bought a pink dye in Poundland (done a skin test ) & it is very nice. Better than the Pixie Lott stuff I got RTC from SD (at 60p it was rubbish, no wonder it was discontinued)

chandlerscroft

diluvsdiscounts wrote: »

Good morning Sarah in my opinion the villa maria or the brancott estate are the nicest wine but then I'm a sauvignon fan I would certainly be impressed with either of those as a present.


That makes me feel much better but sorry you've lost out there, thanks for testing.

I'm not bothered I just wanted to see if it was working yet and I used a rather large apg to cover it :rotfl:

diluvsdiscounts

Snap-ant wrote: »

I bought a pink dye in Poundland (done a skin test ) & it is very nice. Better than the Pixie Lott stuff I got RTC from SD (at 60p it was rubbish, no wonder it was discontinued)

Snap I'm glad to hear your sister is feeling up to going into the shop. I think facing people is your worst nightmare and yet really also the best medicine at the same time.

diluvsdiscounts

chandlerscroft wrote: »

I'm not bothered I just wanted to see if it was working yet and I used a rather large apg to cover it :rotfl:

Omg you must have nerves of steel :rotfl:

chandlerscroft

diluvsdiscounts wrote: »

Omg you must have nerves of steel :rotfl:

Or have an alcohol problem (not enough room left in the garage) and loads of APG's to recycle :eek:

izzeyb

Lidl weekend offers for Good Friday/Easter Saturday
30th and 31st

Italian Soave DOC Classico 75 cl £2.99

Argentinian Torrontes Mendoza 75 cl £4.29

1 litre Vitafit 100% Pressed Cloudy Apple Juice 59p

Crownfield Swiss-Style Muesli 750g 79p
No Added Sugar/Classic

Deluxe Fairtrade Colombian Coffee 227g £1.49
Supremo/Risaralda


From Monday, 26th March

British Mini Roasts 1.5 kg 29p

1 kg of British Carrots 29p

500g British Parsnips 29p

500g of Shallots 29p


TM think you like the muesli

izzeyb

Tesco Superstore, 60 pack frozen assortment cocktail sausage selection.

20x pork
20x lincolnshire
20x cumberland

BB September 2018.

No price on them so don't know what they were reduced from, but scanned at 50p

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marmitelovemehateme

Good afternoon......Unfortunately the sunny day has turned grey..:( ...Had a nice trip out this morning....I actually got to wear my sunglasses for the first time this year..:cool:

A little sorte into Tesco and a rummage around the back shelf of the Vanish display...Located a nice amount of the 1400g.....All went through at £2:75.....I am convinced my smalls:o are cleaner...:rotfl: Especially my string vests...:p

Garden this afternoon for a few hours...So tata for now..:D

marmitelovemehateme

emerald21 wrote: »

Well yes I realise that but would just need to prepare myself before it actually happened you know

Sounds like it will take a long time.....:rotfl::rotfl: