Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread part 2½

TrulyMadly

gocat wrote: »

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Sorry gocat......5L:)

izzeyb

TrulyMadly wrote: »

What a brilliant shop MKS

And you haven’t even bought a coffee or a paper:D

Do you have enough room in your freezer?:rotfl:

And not forgetting your £2 mag

.

gocat

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Sorry gocat......5L:)

Oooh good price. Wonder how many 6ft x 6ft panels that would paint?

locarr

need to VENT!!!!!!!
Because I’m bloody fuming!!! ;!!!;!;Got back from Lidl’s earlier, where I don't usually do my shopping, and to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in line and I dropped £20 note (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.
!!!128545;I was like “You’re f%*king joking” and I looked at... the people behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't actually be happening, right?!
So I took a deep breath, turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you want to call her, and as I approached her, I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games.. give me my money back!
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and tried to walk away,so of course, I left everything and followed her to the car park as I was calling the guards (because somebody's about to go to prison,not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence ; this lady had shown. !!! When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her boot open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment, so, I ran full speed ( probably not that fast), and grabbed her shopping bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I got into my car,ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was f%*king fuming ; but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Anyone who knows me knows that I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway, I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of fillet steak
3 kgs of wild caught salmon
2 kgs of potatoes
And...
A bottle of Vodka
I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for £20!!!
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy !!!Hopefully, I just put a smile on your face!

TrulyMadly

The £5 Prosecco is n/a everywhere
From a womble

1x Prosecco Extra Dry (75cl) £5.00 N/A

scamps1966

Evening peeps.

Got to T's, just as they bought out a basket of woopsies.

1x FRESH GOURMET CAESAR CROUTONS 28G £0.05 n/a n/a n/a
1x WINALOT CLASSICS LAMB & TURKEY IN JELLY 400G £0.06 n/a n/a n/a
1x HUNGER BREAKS THE MIXED GRILL 395G £0.10 n/a n/a n/a
1x DORITOS TANGY ORIGINAL 6X30G £0.15 £1.45 £1.00 £1.00
1x TESCO WHEELIE BIN LINERS 240L 10PK £0.20 n/a n/a n/a
1x NIKITA IMPERIAL VODKA 70CL £10.00 n/a n/a n/a
1x BUTCHERS TRIPE MIX 400G £0.06 £0.57 £0.60 £0.50
1x BUTCHERS TRIPE & CHICKEN 400G £0.06 n/a n/a £0.50
1x CROFTERS APPLE CIDER 5% 2L £2.05 n/a n/a n/a
4x TESCO SPROUTS WITH CHESTNUTS & BAC & BTTR 300G £1.72 n/a n/a n/a
1x T. YOG C/BERRY & MIXED NUTS XMAS TREE 125G £0.20 n/a n/a n/a
1x PEDIGREE POUCH SENIOR CHICKEN & BEEF 4X100G PAC £0.13 £1.25 n/a n/a

tweets

E.ON_Company_Representative:_Malc wrote: »

tweets wrote: »

Hiya tweets. Hope all's good with you and thanks for the kind wishes. You're right, definitely need to start taking things a bit easier. :coffee:

Malc

How did you guess I needed a :coffee: thank you :A

Don't know if you know but Poppy shares her mc'cvities rich tea biscuits if anyone offers me a :coffee:

tweets

locarr wrote: »

need to VENT!!!!!!!
Because I’m bloody fuming!!! ;!!!;!;Got back from Lidl’s earlier, where I don't usually do my shopping, and to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in line and I dropped £20 note (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.
!!!128545;I was like “You’re f%*king joking” and I looked at... the people behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't actually be happening, right?!
So I took a deep breath, turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you want to call her, and as I approached her, I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games.. give me my money back!
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and tried to walk away,so of course, I left everything and followed her to the car park as I was calling the guards (because somebody's about to go to prison,not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence ; this lady had shown. !!! When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her boot open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment, so, I ran full speed ( probably not that fast), and grabbed her shopping bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I got into my car,ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was f%*king fuming ; but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Anyone who knows me knows that I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway, I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of fillet steak
3 kgs of wild caught salmon
2 kgs of potatoes
And...
A bottle of Vodka
I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for £20!!!
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy !!!Hopefully, I just put a smile on your face!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: See you been on Facebook

tweets

Good Evening :hello:

Sarahdol75

locarr wrote: »

need to VENT!!!!!!!
Because I’m bloody fuming!!! ;!!!;!;Got back from Lidl’s earlier, where I don't usually do my shopping, and to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in line and I dropped £20 note (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.
!!!128545;I was like “You’re f%*king joking” and I looked at... the people behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't actually be happening, right?!
So I took a deep breath, turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you want to call her, and as I approached her, I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games.. give me my money back!
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and tried to walk away,so of course, I left everything and followed her to the car park as I was calling the guards (because somebody's about to go to prison,not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence ; this lady had shown. !!! When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her boot open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment, so, I ran full speed ( probably not that fast), and grabbed her shopping bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I got into my car,ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was f%*king fuming ; but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Anyone who knows me knows that I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway, I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of fillet steak
3 kgs of wild caught salmon
2 kgs of potatoes
And...
A bottle of Vodka
I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for £20!!!
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy !!!Hopefully, I just put a smile on your face!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: