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Fifty Shades of Brown
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Shades-Hundred-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B008M9WYZA/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1381320852&sr=1-2&keywords=fifty+shades+of+brown
Fifty Shades of Brown is an hilarious feminist parody of E.L. James’s runaway bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey. Our heroine, Sadie Klunge, is overweight, acne-scarred and mentally sub-normal. Not surprisingly, she despairs of ever finding a man and wonders if anyone will ever love her. All that changes, however, when she meets Dermot Brown, the handsome, obese Scottish billionaire. Just six months out of college, Brown has already built a massive business empire. Yet when he meets Sadie business is the last thing on his mind. As the pair’s romance blossoms, hot sex and shattering orgasms ensue with monotonous regularity.
Brown’s enormous penis and even larger bank balance persuade Sadie to overlook his penchant for sexual violence, but when he reveals the dark, brown secret at the heart of their relationship, her love is put to the ultimate test...
The first volume of the One Hundred and Fifty Shades in Total trilogy pokes merciless fun at one of the fastest-selling and worst-written books of all time.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Shades-Hundred-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B008M9WYZA/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1381320852&sr=1-2&keywords=fifty+shades+of+brown
Fifty Shades of Brown is an hilarious feminist parody of E.L. James’s runaway bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey. Our heroine, Sadie Klunge, is overweight, acne-scarred and mentally sub-normal. Not surprisingly, she despairs of ever finding a man and wonders if anyone will ever love her. All that changes, however, when she meets Dermot Brown, the handsome, obese Scottish billionaire. Just six months out of college, Brown has already built a massive business empire. Yet when he meets Sadie business is the last thing on his mind. As the pair’s romance blossoms, hot sex and shattering orgasms ensue with monotonous regularity.
Brown’s enormous penis and even larger bank balance persuade Sadie to overlook his penchant for sexual violence, but when he reveals the dark, brown secret at the heart of their relationship, her love is put to the ultimate test...
The first volume of the One Hundred and Fifty Shades in Total trilogy pokes merciless fun at one of the fastest-selling and worst-written books of all time.
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The Wasteland Chronicles: Omnibus Edition (Books 1-3)
This omnibus edition of the best-selling Wasteland Chronicles series contains the first three books: Apocalypse, Origins, and Evolution - about 180,000 words of content.
Apocalypse: Sixteen-year-old Alex Keener must struggle for survival when the deadly xenovirus invades his U.S. Government Bunker - a virus which transforms men and animals into monsters.
Origins: Alex and friends must journey over hundreds of miles of post-apocalyptic desert to discover the origins of the deadly xenovirus. But when they reach the Great Blight, they find the virus is far more dangerous than previously thought.
Evolution: As two months pass, the xenovirus only grows in lethality, spawning monsters that humanity simply cannot match. It becomes a race against time before the virus engulfs the planet.ally.0 -
The Sanctuary Series, Books 1-3: Defender, Avenger and Champion
This is a collection of the first three titles in the Sanctuary Series, which is about a warrior in the mythical world of Arkaria, facing great battles against magical and fantastical foes. (Approx. 357,000 words or 950 pages total.)
The world of Arkaria is a dangerous place, filled with dragons, titans, goblins and other dangers. Those who live in this world are faced with two choices: live an ordinary life or become an adventurer and seek the extraordinary.ally.0 -
Hello, guys. I have founded a ghostly contemporary romance book from USA TODAY bestselling author Edie Claire Long Time Coming in Amazon.4.5-Star Romantic Times Top Pick and winner of the Road to Romance Reviewer’s Choice Award
Now its kindle edition is free.Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.0 -
Murder in Bermuda: An Anna Winters Cozy Mystery (Murder in Paradise Book 1)
Murder in Bermuda is the first installment in the "Murder in Paradise"cozy mystery series by author Penelope Sotheby.ally.0 -
The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing (Housewife Assassin Series, Book 2)
DONNA'S MISSION: Stop a rogue operative before he assassinates of the newly-elected Russian president -- on US soil!
* DONNA WANTS A DIVORCE: But first she's got to serve a summons to a deadbeat dad... who's also a terrorist!
*AS FOR DONNA'S LOVE LIFE: Turns out the spy who loves her has a bombshell secret of his own
Cosy mystery bookally.0 -
The Child Taker & Slow Burn Box Set
The Child Taker (Detective Alec Ramsay Series Book 1)
How far would you go to get your children back......?
A stand alone novel based on high profile child abductions, which have been followed by millions of concerned parents on the news. 5 year old twins are abducted from a tent in the Lake District and the hunt for a dangerous !!!!!phile ring begins. Police procedure follows the premise that 60% of abducted children are murdered within the first four hours of being taken. The first hour is called "The golden hour" and the longer a child is missing, the less chance there is of them being recovered unharmed. The Child Taker follows the desperate search for the missing twins. Packed with action and twists, this is one of the best thriller novels around. Guardian Reviews
Slow Burn (Detective Alec Ramsay Series Book 2)
The second Detective Alec Ramsay novel. A young girl is bullied and abused at school. Her brother is habitually beaten by the same gang for nothing more than being overweight and a different religion. Later in life when their paths cross again, a terrible revenge ensues.0 -
Concealment: A Compelling Psychological Thriller (Crazy Amy Book 1)
City girl Amy seems to have it all—the high-flying job, the designer wardrobe, a beautiful home. But beneath the successful façade, Amy has secrets she’d rather her bully-boy boss Ed didn’t discover—like her troubled past and the little voice she hears in her head…
When a junior colleague is murdered, Amy’s fragile equilibrium is shattered. She suspects a client’s fraud links Ed to the killing, but is her paranoia working overtime?
As Ed tries to discredit her, Amy fears for her job, her sanity and her life. But she’s a tough professional, not a quitter, and somehow she must find a way to fight back...
Concealment is the second novel of British author Rose Edmunds, and also marks the beginning of Amy's journey from City hotshot to amateur sleuth to who knows where... At its heart, this is the story of one woman's struggle against her own self-doubt—a universal theme.ally.0 -
Cesspool
James Fisher was the devoted teacher who taught his students to question authority. He was the devoted husband that didn’t know what his wife was up to. His life was a tragedy waiting to happen.
After the accident, he moved to a backwoods town, content to waste away while the world burned. He was awakened from his apathy by a small girl with a big problem. It was safer to look the other way. Getting involved would place James squarely in the crosshairs of the local police.
He was afraid, but he did it anyway.
Adult language and content.ally.0 -
Amelia's Story ( Book #1 ): A Childhood Lost (Amelia series)
This is a powerful true story of one young girl's struggle to survive the state-care-system in the 70s and 80s. Amelia has just one wish, to make it through to adulthood and hold her destiny in her own hands. This is a harrowing true story, one of survival and human strength. Amelia has been tragically separated from all her siblings, never to see them again for many years.She is moved from one children's home to another until finally, it's just too much for her to bear. Amelia starts to wonder about the peace and finality of her own death.ally.0 -
Perfect Remains: A gripping thriller that will leave you breathless (A DI Callanach Crime Thriller) (A DI Callanach Thriller Book 1)
Detective Inspector Luc Callanach has barely set foot in his new office when Elaine’s missing persons case is escalated to a murder investigation. Having left behind a promising career at Interpol, he’s eager to prove himself to his new team. But Edinburgh, he discovers, is a long way from Lyon, and Elaine’s killer has covered his tracks with meticulous care.ally.0
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