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Money Savers Arms
Last ooorders!… We’re sorry but for now, due to resources, we need to close the Money Savers Arms including Discussion Time.
It’s not easy to write this. We love the forum, but we also have a job to do to protect it, our users and MoneySavingExpert, and at the moment, with all our resources focused on Coronavirus information, and all the team at home, we don’t feel we have the resources to do a good enough job.
For four months, we’ve been struggling to cope with the huge volumes of messages we’ve been getting from Forumites – many of whom are in desperate and dire straits with their finances. The team have been working all hours to try and keep on top of it. At first we thought it’d be a short sharp spike, but it isn’t, it’s continuing, so we have had some difficult choices to make about prioritisation.
Unfortunately in, and likely because of, these stressful times, the Forum team have also been receiving an increasing number of complaints about posts made on the Money Savers Arms and Discussion Time. The team have done what they can to try and walk the tightrope of balancing all the various interests, but for now we need to draw a line under this and temporarily close this Board, so we can keep the key, MoneySaving boards – where people are supporting each other through this crisis - running smoothly.
We know this board is important to you, but as the MSE stance has been forbearance throughout this crisis, now we ask that of you. We’re sorry. Of course you can post on other boards, but we’d ask you to stick to the subjects of those boards, and not use them as a surrogate Money Savers Arms or Discussion Time. And as always please be kind and friendly to each other, especially any newbies.
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His dad explains that tradition dictates that a child is named after the first thing the mother sees when she emerges from the birthing teepee. "That's why your brother is called Majestic Eagle Soaring, and your sister is called Peaceful River Flowing. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fuc*ing ?".
"I can only give you one wish," says the genie "Another man used two yesterday then died of a heart attack, what do you wish for?"
Harry is thinking, but Tom, a heavy drinker, blurts out "Turn the sea into beer!"
POOOF!! The sea is beer and the genie vanishes, job done.
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"That's great!" says Harry "Now we have to pee in the boat!"
a much bigger hammer.
What is a nuclear physicist's favourite food ?
Fission chips.
Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea ?
Because they know that proper tea is theft.
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other, "Can you smell fish ?"
Two goldfish in a tank.
One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing ?"
Two snowmen in a field.
One says to the other, "Can you smell carrots ?"
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you ?"
What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall ?
"Dam"
And finally, one guaranteed to make the children laugh .....
Why did the baker have brown hands ?
Because he kneaded a poo.
-because every play has a cast.
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"Well", says the man thoughtfully ..... "Give 3 to me, you take 3, and set her again tonight".
"I doubt it, Mercury is now in Uranus."
"I don't do that astrology stuff."
"Me neither, my thermometer just broke in your backside."
He said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
Salesman said, “We haven't got a Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
The man replied, “You have now mate".