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Sperm Donation

I'm thinking of making my millions by becoming a sperm donor.

http://www.hfea.gov.uk/sperm-donation-eligibility.html

You get £35 per visit and expenses

So £1,000,000 divided £35 equals 28,571, that's 28,571 times I've got to do you know what;).

Now with a good copy of Playboy I recon I can manage you know what;) say 10 times a day.

So it'll take me 28,571 divided by 10 that's 2,857 days to become a millionaire, say 10 years

Too make life easier I've decided to go to a clinic with one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbe2WHnbPxs

There's a slight problem in that donation shouldn't be taken from anyone over 41, i'm 48, but it does say centres can assess on a case by case basis, i'm going to tell them a year ago a 35 year old Jehovahs Witness fancied me, that should get me around that.

Doing more research (yes I've done my research) I come across this article :-

http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html

and if you read it, it mentions something about sexually transmitted diseases, well I just won't mention the chlamydia I had back in 2005. Luckily i'm not a ginger nut, but it says something about 6ft tall, well i'll wear platform shoes.

I can confidently expect in 10 years i'll be a millionaire and have approximately 25,000 offspring.

Lets see how long this thread 'stays up':rotfl:

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