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Sperm Donation

Newusername1
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I'm thinking of making my millions by becoming a sperm donor.
http://www.hfea.gov.uk/sperm-donation-eligibility.html
You get £35 per visit and expenses
So £1,000,000 divided £35 equals 28,571, that's 28,571 times I've got to do you know what;).
Now with a good copy of Playboy I recon I can manage you know what;) say 10 times a day.
So it'll take me 28,571 divided by 10 that's 2,857 days to become a millionaire, say 10 years
Too make life easier I've decided to go to a clinic with one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbe2WHnbPxs
There's a slight problem in that donation shouldn't be taken from anyone over 41, i'm 48, but it does say centres can assess on a case by case basis, i'm going to tell them a year ago a 35 year old Jehovahs Witness fancied me, that should get me around that.
Doing more research (yes I've done my research) I come across this article :-
http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html
and if you read it, it mentions something about sexually transmitted diseases, well I just won't mention the chlamydia I had back in 2005. Luckily i'm not a ginger nut, but it says something about 6ft tall, well i'll wear platform shoes.
I can confidently expect in 10 years i'll be a millionaire and have approximately 25,000 offspring.
Lets see how long this thread 'stays up':rotfl:
http://www.hfea.gov.uk/sperm-donation-eligibility.html
You get £35 per visit and expenses
So £1,000,000 divided £35 equals 28,571, that's 28,571 times I've got to do you know what;).
Now with a good copy of Playboy I recon I can manage you know what;) say 10 times a day.
So it'll take me 28,571 divided by 10 that's 2,857 days to become a millionaire, say 10 years
Too make life easier I've decided to go to a clinic with one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbe2WHnbPxs
There's a slight problem in that donation shouldn't be taken from anyone over 41, i'm 48, but it does say centres can assess on a case by case basis, i'm going to tell them a year ago a 35 year old Jehovahs Witness fancied me, that should get me around that.
Doing more research (yes I've done my research) I come across this article :-
http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html
and if you read it, it mentions something about sexually transmitted diseases, well I just won't mention the chlamydia I had back in 2005. Luckily i'm not a ginger nut, but it says something about 6ft tall, well i'll wear platform shoes.
I can confidently expect in 10 years i'll be a millionaire and have approximately 25,000 offspring.
Lets see how long this thread 'stays up':rotfl:
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The trouble is they only collect by the pint!'I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.' (Bob Monkhouse).
Sky? Believe in better.
Note: win, draw or lose (not 'loose' - opposite of tight!)0 -
My thread is still up lol, i'm amazed it lasted this long lol.0
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Hi,
do you not usually last very long, once you're up?0 -
What a w####r0
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A Uni pal used to subsidise his grant 'donating' but there were limits on how often, and that he was a medical student counted 'for' him in some way. Still, it amused him & kept the bills paid on time.
I do wonder if any of the clinic offspring came to visit him decades later...0
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