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What is a newt???

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  • Monkey_Chinchilla
    Monkey_Chinchilla Posts: 31,170 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper I've been Money Tipped!
    Couldn't have summed newt up better myself :rotfl:
    dontone wrote: »
    Moneybot's pet newt is a wise (also rumoured to be) a mystical creature who we all look to when we need advice.
    Newt also pops up when there is a lot of bullpoo going off (see the 'Selling your Soul' thread) or when someone asks a question regarding punctuation. The newt is seen more often than that other 'mystical creature' known as 'The Comping Fairy' (certainly mystical to me anyway) ;):rotfl::(
    Like I said, the Newt is wise, listen to the Newt ;):rotfl:
    Be Lucky
  • bugzie92
    bugzie92 Posts: 171 Forumite
    Thank you all for letting me know who the worthy newt is

    happy comping!
    May total - £1435
  • Moneybot
    Moneybot Posts: 11,386 Forumite
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    dontone wrote: »
    Moneybot's pet newt is a wise (also rumoured to be) a mystical creature who we all look to when we need advice.
    Newt also pops up when there is a lot of bullpoo going off (see the 'Selling your Soul' thread) or when someone asks a question regarding punctuation. The newt is seen more often than that other 'mystical creature' known as 'The Comping Fairy' (certainly mystical to me anyway) ;):rotfl::(
    Like I said, the Newt is wise, listen to the Newt ;):rotfl:
    Be Lucky

    The newt thanks you.

    You will win a big prize in the next period of time or not.

    That should be Mrs Bot to you btw
    Rational judgement, now, at this very moment.

    Virtuous action, now, at this very moment.
    (Wisdom, Courage, Self-control, Justice)

    Willing acceptance - now, at this very moment - of what you can’t change
  • Marg2k8
    Marg2k8 Posts: 5,838 Forumite
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    They are discussing newts on QI right now. I hope Mrs Bot's newt is not getting upset by what they are saying.
  • dontone
    dontone Posts: 4,871 Forumite
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    :hello:
    Moneybot wrote: »
    The newt thanks you.

    You will win a big prize in the next period of time or not.

    That should be Mrs Bot to you btw

    Mrs Dontone apologies to Mrs Bot. :o
    All hail the Newt. :A Thankyou for you prediction (it had better come true :rotfl:) :rotfl:
    Be Lucky
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    comping = nowt more thrillin' than winnin':T :j
  • mansey
    mansey Posts: 4,585 Forumite
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    Seriously!!! :o

    You go for a nap and come back to a thread about The Newt :eek:

    And you didn't even give the important information ;)

    BTW

    The Newt is having a "Torrid affair" with Ren, she helps us with the rules on our 50 Challenges thread, and she wears pink tutu's, red lipstick and frilly knickers.

    :beer:
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  • strawberri_shortcake
    strawberri_shortcake Posts: 346 Forumite
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    Loving this!

    You forgot to say that the deadly enemy of the newt is a Sob Story. Causes the newt to fit and (if enough bu11sh1t spews forth) possibly expire altogether.

    Poor newt.
    Why do mice have such small balls?
    Because so few of them can dance.
  • Moneybot
    Moneybot Posts: 11,386 Forumite
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    strawberri_shortcake wrote: »
    Loving this!

    You forgot to say that the deadly enemy of the newt is a Sob Story. Causes the newt to fit and (if enough bu11sh1t spews forth) possibly expire altogether.

    Poor newt.


    The newt thanks you for your concern but she is made of stronger stuff than the "sob story".

    Fear not for the newt.

    ps i think the affair with Ren is over as I haven't seen any camper vans around here lately ....
    Rational judgement, now, at this very moment.

    Virtuous action, now, at this very moment.
    (Wisdom, Courage, Self-control, Justice)

    Willing acceptance - now, at this very moment - of what you can’t change
  • Newnan
    Newnan Posts: 419 Forumite
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    edited 12 February 2017 at 12:49PM
    Moneybot wrote: »
    ps i think the affair with Ren is over as I haven't seen any camper vans around here lately ....

    Oooh, gossip time, do you know something that we don't?
  • JamboDP
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    I do it just for fun and whatever I win is a bonus
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