The Compers Inn - Part 1

kit34

but he knew my name and it seemed awfully quiet in the back ground to be a call centre

Sage

Have your kids got a whistle, if so go and get it and if the perv ring back blow it at hard as you can down the phone.

wokkies

big hugs to ya kit34, seems weird, good idea to get a whistle, think me and you both need some triple vodkas, I had my mum on the phone this morning and ended up arguing bloomin 8am this morning, nice start to the day

Cheeky_Chicken

I also had a bad day. No weird phone calls, but I took my dog for a walk round the local dam, she decided to dive in after a duck that was taunting her just out of reach and then couldn't climb back out :mad:

Mind you, she did look funny with her front paws grabbing onto the stone edge and her back legs paddling for all she was worth. We've both dried off now though.:rotfl:

Just thought, I should have come in here for a brandy (purely medicinal!)

wokkies

triples all round then I think :beer:

curlywurlygirly

Hey wokkies - guess what! I've won a sex toy! Hurrah!

Drinks on me!

wokkies

curlywurlygirly wrote: »

Hey wokkies - guess what! I've won a sex toy! Hurrah!

Drinks on me!

:rotfl: :rotfl: not fair though :rotfl: :T

kipper_2-2

curlywurlygirly wrote: »

Hey wokkies - guess what! I've won a sex toy! Hurrah!

Drinks on me!

And the motto of that story is.........


don't use a sex toy and drink at the same time..... you will spill it :rotfl:

Cheeky_Chicken

Can I put a drink behind the bar for catz please, She's very cleverly fixed the Telegraph comp :beer:

catz747

Cheeky_Chicken wrote: »

Can I put a drink behind the bar for catz please, She's very cleverly fixed the Telegraph comp :beer:

Ta very muchly

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