The Compers Inn - Part 1

keaskin

MORNING ALL
Kipper I was locked in cellar because a handsome young man in tight vivid green lycra running shorts :embarasse came to door I think he said his name was James,he said if i go to cellar in five mins I will get somthing hot but all I found was a boiler,then he locked me in. Think him and a lady barmaid were having a private lockin something FISHY dont you think, have to keep my eye on them:rolleyes:

wokkies

keaskin wrote: »

MORNING ALL
Kipper I was locked in cellar because a handsome young man in tight vivid green lycra running shorts :embarasse came to door I think he said his name was James,he said if i go to cellar in five mins I will get somthing hot but all I found was a boiler,then he locked me in. Think him and a lady barmaid were having a private lockin something FISHY dont you think, have to keep my eye on them:rolleyes:

:rotfl: :rotfl: and people wonder why I sit laughing at my computer screen:rotfl:

kipper_2-2

Sam for you...






Kit for you...

kipper_2-2

keaskin wrote: »

MORNING ALL
Kipper I was locked in cellar because a handsome young man in tight vivid green lycra running shorts :embarasse came to door I think he said his name was James,he said if i go to cellar in five mins I will get somthing hot but all I found was a boiler,then he locked me in. Think him and a lady barmaid were having a private lockin something FISHY dont you think, have to keep my eye on them:rolleyes:

Oh dear god.. not the green lycra running shorts again, I've told him sooooo many times _pale_


and I can assure you nothing fishy was going on, bet he just locked you in there so he could put his head under the Stella tap again without being caught :mad: :rolleyes:

Happy_shopper

Mornin' all. A mug of strong black coffee and a slice of buttered toast for me, please. Or should I have chocolate spread on my toast?

samf1971

Cheers for that, just about stopped shaking now!

wokkies

I think I'll have a strong drink now please, got the council in my bathroom doing the floorboards, found a newspaper from 1975, then got talking about ebay then he was on my pc for half an hour:eek: looking for a chaisse lounge to do up:rotfl:

ginjim

just had an email to say i had won tickets to a plugged event in london and just went on the website to check about what bands are playing and the bluming tickets are free anyway

kipper_2-2

Sorry about that people.. I was putting the new MAGENTA lighting in the bathroom :rotfl:

kipper_2-2

ginjim wrote: »

just had an email to say i had won tickets to a plugged event in london and just went on the website to check about what bands are playing and the bluming tickets are free anyway

Oooooh the cheek!