The Compers Inn - Part 1

Snidely

Men's Rules

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

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If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

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You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

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If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .... Really.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sport or the weather or lager.

You have enough clothes.
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You have too many shoes.

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1sausage

:rotfl: :rotfl: Women's rule

I'm right, you're wrong. Any questions?

wokkies

wow seems like ages since i've been in the compers arms, lol been busy comping and got sneezy poorly 3 yr old atm, went to tesco today and when we came back got excited with the anc delivery card through the door, he put it in the shed, :rolleyes: it was some cereal bars to test from one of my survey sites, but little ds was happy because we got a tweenie mag with stickers free through the post, and for oh a gilette fusion razor dont know if thats a win or a freebie:rolleyes:

gingerchick

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Tulip

gingerchick wrote: »

Hello everyone.

It's nice to be back.
I've only been offline for 24hrs, but an annoying 24hrs.

Trying to set up my new pc, and I've finally just got it sorted and got online now, big thanks to the techie guys here.

So now after picking up kids from school I can catch up on the comps.:T

welcome back GingerChick


Katie

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

I had a busy day today,went home to see my parents and had lunch,then I shopped at Tescos,Brought a jute bag as they are nice and strong for my items and I will use it alot

I will be entering competitions later


Have a lovely evening


Katie xxx

Annie021063

Hi all
Is there a thread for all the daily entry xmas/december comps?
Thanks

catz747

Annie021063 wrote: »

Hi all
Is there a thread for all the daily entry xmas/december comps?
Thanks

There's a daily thread and an advent thread

cat9586

Hello everyone, was away for a while was on a losing streak, until I had a wem saying I won a wii game. Then I was hooked again. Really poorly at moment with ear infection and stomach bug, lots of fun. Have to keep going for naps which is interfering with my comping.

gingerchick

Oooh not many people been in the pub tonight.

well there's a pint on the bar for anyone whose staying up gone midnight to get those first advent comps in.:beer: :rotfl:



And a few nibbles to keep us all going,,,