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How can I catch this spider!

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  • Carfal
    Carfal Posts: 96 Forumite
    Put some conkers in a dish nearby and brush the webs away. Spider will pack his/ her bags and head for the hills.
  • McKneff
    McKneff Posts: 38,857 Forumite
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    If you know where he sits, if it's the same spot, you could set up your vacuum cleaner so the end of the pipe is right beside where he sits. Then turn it on, but leave it unplugged. Then, plug it in in another room but leave the socket switch turned off.

    Then walk away. An hour later or so .... just flick that switch ... he won't know what's hit him.

    Oooh, PN, Im surprised at you, that is really sneaky lol
    make the most of it, we are only here for the weekend.
    and we will never, ever return.
  • Marktheshark
    Marktheshark Posts: 5,841 Forumite
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    Is it making messy webs ?
    If it looks like this false_widow_spider.jpg?itok=x-U0mUfx
    Then it can bite and cause very serious harm.

    The old wives tail that spiders can not hurt you is seriously out of date, two foreign invaders in particular, the false widow and the tube spider will really mess up your next 6 months.
    People have lost limbs that have been bitten by either of those two.

    If it is either, get some spider spray before it gives birth.
    I do Contracts, all day every day.
  • rosie383
    rosie383 Posts: 4,981 Forumite
    This is a long winded way to catch it, but do you perhaps know an old lady who'd swallow a fly?

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Just made me snort my coffee out of my nose!
    Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These
    (he points to some plastic cows on the table) are very small; those (pointing at some cows out of the window) are far away...
    :D:D:D
  • LameWolf
    LameWolf Posts: 11,238 Forumite
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    rosie383 wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Just made me snort my coffee out of my nose!
    Could be a novel way of getting the spider to move out. :whistle:
    If your dog thinks you're the best, don't seek a second opinion.;)
  • helcat26
    helcat26 Posts: 1,119 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker I've been Money Tipped!
    I have one living in my wing mirror it is driving e loopy surviving car washes.
    I hear that conkers repel the but how do you strap a conker to our wing mirror?
  • hanb
    hanb Posts: 464 Forumite
    helcat26 wrote: »
    I have one living in my wing mirror it is driving e loopy surviving car washes.
    I hear that conkers repel the but how do you strap a conker to our wing mirror?

    Aww I'm quite fond of my wing mirror spider buddy! Comes out to say hello every time I set off and then pops back in again shortly after. I get a little sad if he doesn't make an appearance!
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