Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

TrulyMadly

davemorton wrote: »

Thanks everyone for the lovely wishes.

Even my custard pie threat:rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

TrulyMadly wrote: »

David Dimbleby would struggle to work in America ...the TV networks would have him at a dentist before he could say Question Time.
Unfortunately it's all about what you look like not about how smart you are:o

Sadly this is very true. When we watch an historical film, OH is always moaning a typical moan is 'living in 1800, experienced severe malnutrition throughout they lives but perfect white teeth'.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Thanks everyone for the lovely wishes.


What were they, and why were they banned?

Have you had a good day.

These were banned as when they translated the instructions into English, it said 'insert internally, press hard, wait 30 minutes, peel off' but did not clarify which orifice it should be inserted.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Even my custard pie threat:rotfl:

everyone loves a good old food fight

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Have you had a good day.

These were banned as when they translated the instructions into English, it said 'insert internally, press hard, wait 30 minutes, peel off' but did not clarify which orifice it should be inserted.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:eek: Bet people had lovely clean minty fresh orifices though. Every cloud and all that

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

Thanks everyone for the lovely wishes.



What were they, and why were they banned?

You can still buy them online, but they were originally banned due to the amount of hydrogen peroxide in them. I don't use them often, but if I'm America I nick one off my aunt :rotfl:

purpledonkey

TrulyMadly wrote: »

David Dimbleby would struggle to work in America ...the TV networks would have him at a dentist before he could say Question Time.
Unfortunately it's all about what you look like not about how smart you are:o

Too true. Saying that some Americans have the worse teeth I've ever seen, no judgement just an observation.

aau1

Happy birthday dm

davemorton

purpledonkey wrote: »

You can still buy them online, but they were originally banned due to the amount of hydrogen peroxide in them. I don't use them often, but if I'm America I nick one off my aunt :rotfl:

Blimey, the price doesnt half fluctuate.

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

Blimey, the price doesnt half fluctuate.

How was your birthday?