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Serendipitious

Bay of E - only pay when you sell this September.

diluvsdiscounts

Good morning

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: — silence-
HUSBAND: “sh*t.”
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sarahdol75

Good morning everyone.

rhosynbach wrote: »

:money:Evening all
I have had the most fab day, all 6 of my grand children together . picnic lunch, playing old fashioned games hide and seek, chalk drawn hopscotch, rounders,
Milk carton bowls, drawing chalk pictures on the paths. Climbing trees. All the kids, big and little had so much fun then tea and cake in the garden before they went. The icing on the cake was my dgd said when she is older she will visit every week and maybe twice a week and not just when the social worker says .:A:A

How lovely rhosynbach, such lovely memories you are building xx

TrulyMadly

janicerobson1 wrote: »

if you add the code you get a free £19.50 free gift for the price of a £1.50 card. http://www.marksandspencer.com/thank-you-teacher-illustrated-mouse-card/p/p22446856?prevPage=plp

When I see your name Janice I know it's a good one.....great find:T:T
Hope lots of elite benefitted.

I need to stay up later:o

Morning paw sniffers:)

TrulyMadly

Sad_Dad wrote: »

Off to bed now but can anyone beat my £580 iPint total?

With a bit more effort and without a moaning wife I should have got to £2k.

Morning Happy_ Dad:D:rotfl:

No I certainly couldn't beat that:rotfl:

It's a gorgeous day here:T

DD starts her first day at work:T

Wonder if she'll play ball and let me take a photo of her in the hall, just like I used to every year when they went back to school after the long summer holidays:)

TrulyMadly

Serendipitious wrote: »

Bay of E - only pay when you sell this September.

Just shows you how ignorant I am:eek::)......I thought this was always the case......well just as well I've sold everything I've put on there.....I have something to sell every day in September.....that's my challenge. I'll tell you at the end how much I've made in 30 days:)

Enterprise_1701C

Good morning all, lovely sunny day here

Rhos, great to see you had a good time with the grandkids. There is nothing quite like old-fashioned play. When the grandkids were old enough to ask they always asked to borrow a tablet or for the TV to go on when they came round, the answer was always no, then we got the toy box and books out. Now they go straight for the toy box, and their favourite is a game of skittles They love sitting down reading with nanny

davemorton

Morning all. Looking like another lovely day, one can hope (probably in vain) that it continues until the weekend.

aau1

Free 6 pack of fruit bowl flakes at Tesco/Morries on COS and £2 cb on CS today/tomorrow

They are only £1 in T so £1 overage :money:

(ETA The 12x50p offer has also refreshed so I wonder if you could choose both offers when you submit your receipt.. :think:)

aau1

Just realised £1 cb on pick ups is back on COS too. :j

Shame the 50p moc expired but at least they are only 84p in Waities :money: