Every Little Interests The Elite

fairclaire

vanilla_twist wrote: »

But you have to be wearing some first;)

V x

Oh yeah......

mhoc.....could you ask Mr mhoc if thongs count as knickers :rotfl::rotfl:

vanilla_twist

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

We need to know about the shelter skelter incident!!

If fact we need details about a lot of your list!!!

Hot date on Saturday night -
Been in a movie (does a s@x tape count?:rotfl:) x
Worked on a cruise ship
Had police called for disturbing the peace (I wasn't) x
Left a large s@x toy on window cill when moved out of marital home (he was at sea it was there for ages:rotfl:) :eek:
Dealt with a gun being pulled on someone (officially not physically) :T
Exotic Waxing:rotfl: x
The healter skelter incident (???)
Been published in a newspaper.
Whetherspoons, a bowling green and a telephone box but never mile high (Yet it is a long flight to antigua:rotfl:) (Telephone box!)
Enjoyed a doobie (I dare not ask!)

A doobie is exotic tobacco (ask your kids)
Come to think of it a telephone box is probably bigger than the cubicle on a plane so kudos to TM.

V x

TrulyMadly

I really don't understand why Dobbies garden centre has suddenly become so naughty VT:o

Sunshinemummy

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Oh he is an old friend and definitely coming home with me. This is the man who last summer bought me a cup of tea in bed whilst washing and drying my clothes so he could take me out to lunch. A truly lovely friend (I don't have any toys )

V x

Still waiting for PD to come and lower the tone:D

I think the tone is very low already... thanks VT x

Sunshinemummy

vanilla_twist wrote: »

A doobie is exotic and illegal tobacco (ask your kids)
Come to think of it a telephone box is probably bigger than the cubicle on a plane so kudos to TM.

V x

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I really don't understand why Dobbies garden centre has suddenly become so naughty VT:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

davemorton

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Thanks:rotfl:

Be very interesting if anyone can put a tick on my list.:rotfl:

V x

I could tick 5, 6 if I change one slightly :whistle:

curlgirl

TrulyMadly wrote: »

You've had a busy day shopping curlgirl:)

Really sad but I have had a great day (people on here may understand ) As it is a 50 mile trip to Carlisle, for my nearest Asda and a Tesco that does "Alcohol offers" ( us Scots cant be trusted with tooooooo much alcohol) tend to do a big shop, spit into what is comparing best.

off to bed now.

TrulyMadly

davemorton wrote: »

I could tick 5, 6 if I change one slightly :whistle:

Don't you dare disclose our heater shelter incident:mad:

ellie14

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Oh he is an old friend and definitely coming home with me. This is the man who last summer bought me a cup of tea in bed whilst washing and drying my clothes so he could take me out to lunch. A truly lovely friend (I don't have any toys )

V x

Still waiting for PD to come and lower the tone:D

Vt.... I may have to ask for some tips in the dating dept ;)I am saying no more.

TrulyMadly

curlgirl wrote: »

Really sad but I have had a great day (people on here may understand ) As it is a 50 mile trip to Carlisle, for my nearest Asda and a Tesco that does "Alcohol offers" ( us Scots cant be trusted with tooooooo much alcohol) tend to do a big shop, spit into what is comparing best.

off to bed now.

We understand:rotfl: