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TrulyMadly wrote: »

Was that "well done" as in steak well done or am I giving you more credit than you are due to:rotfl:

I think you know me well enough to answer your own question :cool:

TrulyMadly

I can't believe that we are talking about a hotel called Ham Yard amidst a deluge of meat puns.

Honestly:rotfl:

TrulyMadly

davemorton wrote: »

I dont think you were misteaken

Isn't it time that you went to the pub?

simone10

Just jumping in with this experimental posting of collated A v Morries comparisons from WOMBLES today but from 19th, 22nd and 23rd shops.
AvM on 19/04/16
1x Cornetto 5 Strawberry Ice Cream Cone (5X90ML) £1.50 N/A
1x Spray Carnations (EACH) £2.00 N/A
1x Anchor Grated Mature Cheddar (200G) £1.50 N/A
1x Nestle Nobbly Bobbly (4X70ML) £1.50 £2.00
1x ASDA Chosen by You Thick Sliced Corned Beef (150G) £2.00 N/A
2x Pepsi Diet Bottle (2LT) £2.00 £2.00
1x Heinz Beanz Snap Pods (4X200G) £2.49 £2.38
1x ASDA Grower's Selection British Baking Potatoes (4PK) £0.75 £0.76
1x ASDA Creamy Coleslaw (180G) £0.45 £0.45
3x ASDA Daffodils (EACH) £3.00 £3.33
1x Weetabix Biscuits (12'S) £1.47 £1.47
1x Lucozade Energy Orange (380ML) £0.85 N/A
1x Vienetta Mint Ice Cream Dessert (1000ML) £1.25 N/A
1x Smiths Snaps Spicy Tomato Flavour Crisp & Light Potato Snacks (8X13G) £1.00 N/A
1x Walkers Wotsits Really Cheesy Snacks (6PK) £1.45 £1.00
1x Smiths Chipsticks Salt 'N' Vinegar Flavour (8X17G) £1.00 £0.95

AvM on 22/04/16
1x Andrex Quilts Toilet Tissue (4 ROLL) £2.00 £2.00
1x ASDA Tiger Tin Bread (400G) £0.70 £0.75
1x Cadbury Twirl Chocolate Bar 4 Pack (4PK) £1.00 £1.79
1x McCoy's The Real McCoy's Ridge Cut Mighty Meaty (6X28.5) £1.00 £1.88
1x McVitie's Rich Tea Classic (300G) £1.00 £1.00
1x Activia Yogurt Cherry, Strawberry & Blueberry (8X125G) £2.89 £2.00
1x ASDA Butcher's Selection Diced Beef (400G) £3.00 £3.81
1x ASDA Satsumas (650G) £1.00 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen By You Classic Favourites Wine Gums (230G) £0.89 £0.76
2x Warburtons Farmhouse Soft White Sliced Bread (800G) £2.00 £2.54
1x Cadbury Brunch Bar Choc Chip (6X32G) £1.00 £1.00
2x Pukka-Pies All Steak Pie (233G) £2.00 £2.00
1x ASDA Fresh Milk Semi Skimmed (4PT) £0.89 £1.00
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Gala Apples (600G) £0.85 N/A
1x ASDA Wafer Thin Cooked Ham (480G) £2.00 N/A
1x Yorkshire Tea 80 Tea Bags (80PK) £2.00 £2.47
1x ASDA Grower's Selection British Salad Cress (EACH) £0.24 N/A
1x ASDA Classic Cottage Pie (450G) £2.00 £2.17
1x ASDA Cosmetic Cotton Wool Pads (200PK) £0.75 N/A
1x Asda Chosen By You Strawberry Jam (454G) £0.75 £0.75
1x ASDA Butcher's Selection 8 Thick Cut Unsmoked Back Bacon Rashers (345G) £2.11 N/A
0.12x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Parsnips (PER KG) £0.15 £0.20
1x Pedigree Schmackos Beef (172G) £1.58 £1.54
1x Princes Tuna Chunks in Brine (4X160G) £3.00 £4.96
1x Pedigree Markies Original (500G) £1.57 £1.57
2x Walkers Crinkles Cheddar & Onion Flavour Potato Crisps (6X23G) £2.00 £2.00
1x ASDA Butcher's Selection British Large Whole Chicken (1.6KG) £3.30 £4.00
1x Cadbury Brunch Bar Raisin (6X32G) £1.00 £1.00

AvM on 23/04/16
2x ASDA Chosen by You Thick Bleach Lemon (1L) £1.26 N/A
1x Warburtons White Medium Loaf (800G) £1.00 £1.00
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Spring Onions (EACH) £0.45 £0.48
1x ASDA Meat Gravy Granules (200G) £0.75 £0.68
1x Bake at Home White Baguettes (2PK) £0.75 £1.00
1x ASDA Battered Cod Fillets (500G) £2.00 £2.00
1x ASDA Eggs Large Free Range (6PK) £1.00 £1.25
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Iceberg Lettuce (EACH) £0.44 £0.44
1x ASDA Food Bags Medium (100PK) £0.67 £0.67
1x ASDA Chosen by You Salami (135G) £1.00 N/A
1x ASDA Ready to Eat Roast Chicken Thighs (540G) £3.00 £3.24
2x Radox Feel Calm Moisturising Shower Cream (250ML) £1.80 £2.00
1x ASDA Good & Balanced Smoothie Strawberry Banana (750ML) £1.00 N/A
2x Seriously Tasty Pasties Traditional (195G) £1.00 N/A
0.23x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Red Onion (order by number of onions or select kg) (PER KG) £0.17 £0.23
1x Vitabiotics Wellwoman Pomegranate & Cranberry Still Juice Drink (250ML) £0.50 N/A
1x HP Original Brown Sauce (450G) £1.50 N/A
2x ASDA Smartprice Lemonade (2L) £0.34 £0.34
2x Pukka-Pies All Steak Pie (233G) £2.00 £2.00
1x ASDA Chosen by You Simply Mash Microwave Cook (900G) £1.00 N/A
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Gala Apples (600G) £0.85 N/A
2x ASDA 100% Pure Orange Juice with Bits from Concentrate (1LT) £1.38 £1.66
1x ASDA Grower's Selection 6 Firm & Juicy Salad Tomatoes (6PK) £0.65 £0.58
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Ready to Eat Bananas (5PK) £0.77 £1.00
2x FRijj Thick & Smooth Chocolate Milkshake (471ML) £1.00 £1.30
2x ASDA Fresh Milk Whole (4PT) £1.78 £2.00
1x Wall's Jumbo Sausage Roll (150G) £0.50 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen By You Three Berry 20 Tea Bags (40G) £0.74 N/A
1x Nestle Pure Life Still Spring Water (12X500) £2.00 £2.00
2x Garden Peas in Water (300G) £0.42 £0.42
1x ASDA Sharing BBQ Party Sausages (245G) £1.60 N/A
1x Pukka-Pies Steak & Kidney Pie (238G) £1.00 £1.00
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Seedless Green Grapes (500G) £1.50 N/A
1x Heidi Dark Ginger (80G) £1.15 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen by Kids Pears (550G) £1.00 £1.14
2x Cadbury Dairy Milk (200G) £3.00 £3.00
1x ASDA Smartprice Mint Sauce (165G) £0.24 £0.25
1x ASDA Smartprice Mature White Cheddar (385G) £2.11 N/A
2x ASDA Chosen By You Diet Indian Tonic Water (1LT) £0.86 £0.80
0.4x Asda SmartPrice ASDA Butcher's Selection Beef Frying Steak (Typically 0.4 kg) (PER KG) £2.54 N/A
2x ASDA Biere De Luxe French Lager (10X250) £6.56 N/A
2x Asda SmartPrice ASDA Butcher's Selection Smoked Back Bacon (312G) £2.40 N/A
1x ASDA Smartprice Orange Double Strength Squash (750ML) £0.42 N/A
1x Mr Brains Pork Faggots (439G) £0.98 £0.95
1x ASDA SmartPrice Chopped Tomatoes in Tomato Juice (400G) £0.31 £0.31
1x ASDA Ibuprofen 200mg liquid Capsules (16) £1.80 N/A
1x McCain Home Straight Cut Chips (1.5KG) £2.00 £2.48
1x ASDA Chosen by You Pepperoni (120G) £1.00 £1.56
1x ASDA Smartprice Wrapping Foil 290mm X 20 metres (20X290) £0.65 £0.67
1x Kingsmill Tasty Wholemeal Thick Sliced Loaf (800G) £0.75 N/A
1x Carex Complete Sensitive Hand Wash (250ML) £0.90 N/A
1x ASDA Grated Soft & Mild Mozzarella (250G) £1.80 £2.00
1x ASDA Smartprice Wrapping Film 300mm X 60 metres (60X300) £0.60 £0.60
1x Savse Super Green (250ML) £2.00 N/A
1x Tetley Green Tea Mint 20 Tea Bags (40G) £1.00 N/A
1x ASDA 50% Less Fat Sweet Chilli Light Soft Cheese (200G) £0.75 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen By You Diet Lemonade (4X2LT) £1.55 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen by You Original Washing Up Liquid (500ML) £0.65 N/A
1x ASDA 50% Less Fat Garlic & Herbs Light Soft Cheese (200G) £0.75 N/A
1x Gourmet Mon Petit with Tuna Salmon & Trout (6X50G) £1.97 £1.50
1x ASDA Tiger Cat Treats Cat Milk (3X200) £1.58 N/A
1x Cadbury Twirl Bites Chocolate Bag (109G) £1.00 £1.00
1x Right Guard Total 5 Defence Clean 48H Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (250ML) £1.50 £1.44
1x Gourmet Mon Petit with Cod, Sardine and Salmon Pouches (6X50G) £1.97 £1.50
2x Felix Crispies Cat Treats Salmon & Trout Flavour (45G) £2.00 £2.00
6x Pepsi Max Bottle (2LT) £6.00 £6.00
1x Webbox Cats Delight Lick-e-Lix Cat Treats with Chicken & Zinc (5X15G) £0.80 £1.00
1x Right Guard Total 5 Defence Sport 48H Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (250ML) £1.50 £1.44
1x Gourmet Mon Petit with Beef Chicken & Lamb (6X50G) £1.97 £1.50
2x Webbox Cat Treats Tasty Sticks with Beef & Liver (6PK) £2.00 £2.00
1x Weetabix Weetos (500G) £2.00 £2.67
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Cantaloupe Melon (EACH) £2.00 £2.00
2x ASDA Fresh Milk Semi Skimmed (2PT) £1.50 N/A
3x ASDA Chosen by You Wafer Thin Cooked Ham (200G) £3.00 N/A
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Unwashed British Sliced Curly Kale (200G) £0.97 N/A
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Cucumber (EACH) £0.42 £0.45
2x ASDA Grower's Selection Gala Apples (600G) £1.70 N/A
1x ASDA Grower's Selection Iceberg Lettuce (EACH) £0.44 £0.44
1x ASDA Grower's Selection 6 Firm & Juicy Salad Tomatoes (6PK) £0.65 £0.58
1x ASDA Free Range British Eggs (15PK) £2.00 £2.00
1x Carte Noire Espresso Instant Coffee (100G) £2.00 £2.00
1x Kingsmill Seeded Sliced Loaf (800G) £1.00 N/A
1x Maggi 3 Minute Noodles BBQ Beef Flavour (5X59G) £1.00 N/A
1x Robinsons Apple & Blackcurrant Double Strength Squash (1.25L) £2.00 £1.54
2x ASDA Grower's Selection British Broccoli (335G) £0.76 £0.76
1x ASDA Fresh Milk Skimmed (4 PINT) £0.89 £1.00
0.44x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Onion (order by number of onions or select kg) (PER KG) £0.26 £0.32
0.58x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Carrot (order by number of carrots or select kg) (PER KG) £0.35 £0.43
0.32x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Ginger (Please check weight when added to basket) (PER KG) £0.83 N/A
1x Maggi 3 Minute Noodles Chicken 5 Pack (5X59G) £1.00 N/A
1x Invigorating Peppermint 20 Tea Bags (20PK) £1.49 £1.50
1x Warburtons Toastie White (400G) £0.79 £0.82
1x ASDA Seafood Cocktail (200G) £1.00 N/A
0.21x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Red Onion (order by number of onions or select kg) (PER KG) £0.15 £0.21
2x ASDA Long Life Whole Milk (1L) £1.76 £1.76
1x ASDA Grower's Selection 10 Bananas (10PK) £1.50 N/A
0.16x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Carrot (order by number of carrots or select kg) (PER KG) £0.09 £0.12
1x ASDA Chosen by You Simply Mash Microwave Cook (900G) £1.00 N/A
1x McCain Crinkle Cut Micro Chips (4X100G) £1.79 £1.47
1x McVitie's Digestives Milk Chocolate (300G) £1.00 £1.00
1x Kenco Smooth Instant Coffee (200G) £3.50 £5.70

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I can't believe that we are talking about a hotel called Ham Yard amidst a deluge of meat puns.

Honestly:rotfl:

Well its not unusual for the night shift to talk a load of tripe!

purpledonkey

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I can't believe that we are talking about a hotel called Ham Yard amidst a deluge of meat puns.

Honestly:rotfl:

I'm not surprised by anything on this board anymore, I tend to glaze over it now

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Isn't it time that you went to the pub?

Well I dont normally go out of a Saturday evening, as you well know, but yes, I think I shalt call my carriage very soon.

davemorton

purpledonkey wrote: »

I'm not surprised by anything on this board anymore, I tend to glaze over it now

Probably for the best honey.

hornetgirl

TrulyMadly wrote: »

The last review on Tripadvisor is terrible and the photos:eek::eek:

Ouch yes, see what you mean. Maybe best to wait until the renovation works are complete.

davemorton

Jus calling my taxi now