CLAPTON : behind the questions

Mistermeaner

Hi CLAPTON

i think we all know various bits about each others lives outside of the debates on here. Eg who has kids, how old we are, where we live / work etc. You are one of the most frequent but enigmatic posters on here.... but we know nothing about you other than some of your political views. You also have a fairly unique style of debating where you use questions to keep things moving along.

Thought it may be worthwhile having a thread where we can ask you questions and find out a bit more about 'the man behind the questions'

Some starters;

- are you married?

- are you male?

- are you retired?

Moby

Another one for Clapton ....What do you do during six minutes in a 24 hour period when you are not trolling this forum?...........no on second thoughts don't answer that one!

westernpromise

What's the highest mountain on Mars?

Of which country did Napoleon say "It was hatched from a cannonball"?

Who said "Dying ain't much of a living, boy"?

When is a door not a door?

Monica Bellucci or Jet out of Gladiators?

Jonbvn

Could you also supply all your credit card numbers and PIN's, NI number and a few copies of your latest bank statements

CLAPTON

Mistermeaner wrote: »

Hi CLAPTON

i think we all know various bits about each others lives outside of the debates on here. Eg who has kids, how old we are, where we live / work etc. You are one of the most frequent but enigmatic posters on here.... but we know nothing about you other than some of your political views. You also have a fairly unique style of debating where you use questions to keep things moving along.

Thought it may be worthwhile having a thread where we can ask you questions and find out a bit more about 'the man behind the questions'

Some starters;

- are you married?

- are you male?

- are you retired?

do you have a problem with Jewish science also?

HornetSaver

Did you relocate 200 miles north to buy your first home?

chewmylegoff

Do you like cheese?

What sort of cheese do you like?

Do you find yourself eating a posh cheeseboard in a restaurant and secretly wishing you could have some cathedral city instead?

kinger101

And if there was a fight between Dennis Waterman and Danny Dyer, who would you want to win? Not the Dennis Waterman of today obviously -- that wouldn't be a fair battle. I'm talking Minder days, when he was in his prime.

chewmylegoff

kinger101 wrote: »

And if there was a fight between Dennis Waterman and Danny Dyer, who would you want to win? Not the Dennis Waterman of today obviously -- that wouldn't be a fair battle. I'm talking Minder days, when he was in his prime.

Eastenders Danny Dyer or Football Factory Danny Dyer?

kinger101

chewmylegoff wrote: »

Eastenders Danny Dyer or Football Factory Danny Dyer?

Definitely Football Factory. Waterman doesn't hit men in pink dressing gowns.

Mistermeaner

chewmylegoff wrote: »

Do you like cheese?

What sort of cheese do you like?

Do you find yourself eating a posh cheeseboard in a restaurant and secretly wishing you could have some cathedral city instead?

Rediclous question. Are you suggesting that cathedral city even qualifies as cheese?