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TrulyMadly wrote: »I was wanting to pull my tongue out at you but last time I posted it it was removed :rotfl:
Thats cause you are naughty:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p :rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl:Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:0 -
marmitelovemehateme wrote: »I may be a tart but I don't have a soggy bottom...:rotfl::rotfl:
Thats what you tell us;):rotfl:
I just had strawberry tart and ice cream:p now had to put fire on cause im cold:rotfl::rotfl:Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:0 -
To do is to be. Rousseau
To be is to do. Sartre
Do be do be do. Sinatra0 -
Evening gang
went swimming yesterday as hospital said it will do me good.....good, I was up all night with severe pains in my hands and wrists.....finally tok some pills at about five and slept through the alarm, never mind .
I had a haircut today to try to cheer myself up, then realised i hadn't been to the bank and it was after four so off I went, with a couple of returns.
I was just mooching in Primarnie as it was about to close and I heard one SA say to other one, "look at the state of these jackets, they've been trying them on and not putting them back on the hanger properly, I would like to know what their wardrobes look like " !!
Now don't get me wrong, I'm no snob but really, where do they think they are ?????0 -
marmitelovemehateme wrote: »I may be a tart but I don't have a soggy bottom...:rotfl::rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0 -
TrulyMadly wrote: »You know this agency thing S.......I was just wondering if can I pay to just have a quick look around. As you know I'm "taken" but I wouldn't mind a quick shifty:D
You've just inspired a new sideline - called 'Pay to Peek.' Thank you.
Up to now, with it being a new start-up, Elite Husband Hire only has one person on the books - he's called Marmite and represents our 'superior' category (though that is subject to satisfactory feedback.)
However, our first recruit appears to already be breaching the terms and conditions (which admittedly he has not yet seen let alone signed) by operating independently outside agency parameters.
We are currently organising a recruitment drive as at present demand exceeds supply...
:rotfl:“All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.”0 -
Serendipitious wrote: »You've just inspired a new sideline - called 'Pay to Peek.' Thank you.
Up to now, with it being a new start-up, Elite Husband Hire only has one person on the books - he's called Marmite and represents our 'superior' category (though that is subject to satisfactory feedback.)
However, our first recruit appears to already be breaching the terms and conditions (which admittedly he has not yet seen let alone signed) by operating independently outside agency parameters.
We are currently organising a recruitment drive as at present demand exceeds supply...
:rotfl:
try before you buy is on offer...:rotfl::rotfl:[STRIKE]68 [STRIKE]Mouses[/STRIKE] [/STRIKE]
OMG, I'm rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeff, Crystals in the Kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!! :rotfl::rotfl:0 -
Serendipitious wrote: »You've just inspired a new sideline - called 'Pay to Peek.' Thank you.
Up to now, with it being a new start-up, Elite Husband Hire only has one person on the books - he's called Marmite and represents our 'superior' category (though that is subject to satisfactory feedback.)
However, our first recruit appears to already be breaching the terms and conditions (which admittedly he has not yet seen let alone signed) by operating independently outside agency parameters.
We are currently organising a recruitment drive as at present demand exceeds supply...
:rotfl:
There are contracts:eek:
I can't wait to see the app:rotfl:To do is to be. Rousseau
To be is to do. Sartre
Do be do be do. Sinatra0 -
TrulyMadly wrote: »There are contracts:eek:
I can't wait to see the app:rotfl:
And the nude calendarWhat is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare0
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