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Evening everyone...Been a bit bloooming wet today....:rotfl::rotfl:...Hoping you all had a good day....About to tuck in to nice plate of Fish, Chips and beans....Sooo Hungry...:D[STRIKE]68 [STRIKE]Mouses[/STRIKE] [/STRIKE]
OMG, I'm rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeff, Crystals in the Kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!! :rotfl::rotfl:0 -
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To do is to be. Rousseau
To be is to do. Sartre
Do be do be do. Sinatra0 -
scoobydoo66 wrote: »I'd leave it to be fair.
I suppose I should worry less about the creatures who use the street as their lavatory.
Cats, dogs, rats, mice, foxes, blokes.
Would you have the same worries if it was a £20 note?:DN1LDA:D0 -
scoobydoo66 wrote: »I'd leave it to be fair.
I suppose I should worry less about the creatures who use the street as their lavatory.
Cats, dogs, rats, mice, foxes, blokes.
I'm fairly relaxed about mucky stuff and germs. Never used to be mind but I think if you are a gardener you become less worried.
Anyway there's always soap and water:)To do is to be. Rousseau
To be is to do. Sartre
Do be do be do. Sinatra0 -
Enterprise_1701C wrote: »My brother used to do that outside the shop he worked in, they found it very amusing.
I honestly can't remember tweets, I can only think you need at least a sprinkly choccy drop to get rid of the line on the left.Oh no, I'm only 2 behind you, dreading that level
No the tips didn't work
logi is on same level
Fedup.co.uk :cool:0 -
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Called in sada on way home was peckish so trying to be healthy and I was at the fruit aisle
decisions decisions
strawberry black grape cherry
cherry too expensive
strawberry grape
whats easiest to nibble on while driving home
yes grapes won I open the lid for easy extraction whilst driving
I get to tradffic light brilliant I can grab a grape as its on red
oooo cold that grape
next few were cold too no real flavour
now a flavour but not a grape flavour
I decide my electric fag must have played with the flavour
so when I get in put things away brush teeth
then start back on the grapes whilst cooking
my mouth must taste like the bottom of a budgie cage
or these grapes are off
Eat tea then get my grapes out to check use by date etc etc
and then I see it
GRAPES WITH A HINT OF TROPICAL FRUIT
why oh why cant they just leave things alone0 -
Telling you all this .
Years ago I saw think it was 10p on the pavement went to pick it up and someone had stuck it to the pavement :eek:
Bet they where :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: at folk trying to pick it up
Lol, they used to do this in my local pub with 50p's (the old ones!)
Stuck it to the bar with super glue. Watching people slide their hand over to try and take was so funny. The Peggy, if Qoc is on and remembers it!
So nice to be able to type properly. Thank you tweets.0
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