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nerfdad

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I think it was her pumps!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Dirty Bubbs :D:D

bubbs

aau1 wrote: »

I get 1 per day

thanks

aau1 wrote: »

huh? :huh:

springdreams wrote: »

I think bubbs means it is very quiet on here tonight, so is suggesting that perhaps it was something she said to chase people way

:T:T:T:T exactly:D

bubbs

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I think it was her pumps!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Dunno why :rotfl: smell of roses

nerfdad wrote: »

Night all and thanks for the shampoo and conditioner glitch as I got another 60 bottles today:j:j:j:beer:

greedy:p

nerfdad wrote: »

Dirty Bubbs :D:D

No im clean

Savvybuyer

bubbs wrote: »

1x Cadbury Variety Twin Pots Dairy Milk Fudge and Wispa (6X90G) £2.00 N/A
1x Warburtons White Medium Loaf (800G) £1.00 £1.00
1x ASDA Mini Dental Chews with Pumice for Dogs (157G) £1.00 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen By You Spaghetti Bolognese (395G) £0.60 £0.64
1x ASDA Grower's Selection 10 Bananas (10PK) £1.50 N/A
1x Glade Automatic Spray Refill Relaxing Zen (REFILL) £3.00 £3.64
1x Crosse & Blackwell 4 Kids Spongebob Squarepants Pasta Shapes in Tomato Sauce (213G) £0.45 N/A
1x Cadbury Fingers Milk Chocolate Biscuits (114G) £1.00 £1.00
1x Bloo Toilet Gel with Micro Crystal Scrubbing Particles Aqua (750ML) £1.00 £1.75
1x Herbal Essences Moroccan My Shine Conditioner (400ML) £2.50 £2.00
2x ASDA Grower's Selection British Carrots (1KG) £0.58 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen By Kids Dinky Hotdogs with Hidden Veg (210G) £0.60 N/A
1x ASDA Baker's Selection Raspberry Mini Rolls (6 PK) £0.40 £0.50
1x Ambi Pur 3Volution Bright New Morning Plug In Air Freshener Refill (REFILL) £3.00 N/A
2x Sure Women Cotton Aerosol Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (250ML) £4.00 £4.00
1x ASDA Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel (250ML) £0.75 N/A
1x Yoplait Petits Filous Fromage Frais Family Pack 18 Pack (18X47G) £2.00 £3.00
1x Cathedral City Mature Cheddar Twin Pack (700) £4.00 £5.00
1x Persil Small & Mighty Non-Bio Laundry Liquid 60 Wash (2.1LTR) £7.00 £13.00
1x Breakaway Caramac 8 Pack (8X19.1) £1.00 £1.64
1x KP Tingly Prawn Cocktail Flavour (14X14G) £2.00 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen By You Baked Beans (4X410G) £1.17 £1.17
1x Herbal Essences Moroccan My Shine Shampoo (400ML) £2.50 £2.00
1x ASDA Chosen by You Stuffed Crust Cheese Feast Pizza with Dip (480G) £3.50 N/A
1x ASDA SmartPrice Milk Chocolate Digestives (300G) £0.44 N/A
2x Heinz Beef Ravioli (400G) £1.00 £2.00
1x ASDA Hero Dental Chews with Pumice for Large Dogs (270G) £1.00 N/A
1x Heinz Spaghetti Hoops Snack Pots (4X190G) £1.50 £2.00
2x Muller Crunch Corner Milk Chocolate Digestive & Strawberry Shortcake Variety Pack (6X135G) £4.00 £4.00
1x Heinz Tomato Ketchup (1.35KG) £3.00 N/A
1x Lynx Gold Temptation Apollo 48H XL Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (200ML) £2.00 N/A
1x Lurpak Lighter Spreadable Slightly Salted (1KG) £3.75 £6.20
2x ASDA Chosen By Kids Vegetable Ravioli in Tomato Sauce (200G) £0.80 N/A
6x Heinz Classic Lentil Soup (400G) £3.90 £3.95
2x Annabel Karmel Strawberry + Vanilla Flavoured Mini Biscotti Biscuits - Disney (80G) £2.00 N/A
1x ASDA Smartprice Toilet Tissue (12ROLL) £1.98 N/A
1x Chicken Tonight Low Fat Honey & Dijon Mustard Sauce (500G) £1.00 N/A
1x Always Ultra Normal Plus Sanitary Towels with Wings Giga Pack (32 PK) £3.00 N/A
1x ASDA Chosen by You Grated Hard Cheese (80G) £1.18 N/A
2x ASDA Chosen by Kids Cheese & Creamy Tomato Pasta (150G) £2.00 N/A
2x Cravendale Filtered Fresh Milk Whole (2L) £3.00 £3.00
2x ASDA Chosen by Kids Pasta Bolognese (150G) £2.00 N/A
1x ASDA Rocky Road Mini Bites (20PK) £2.00 N/A
1x Napolina Fusilli (1KG) £1.50 £1.00
v morries and toilteries 2 4 £4 H Essence small glitch there

Glad they bought that pack size. I have worked out why people on my wombles are getting the 6 pack though. There is a £1 price ticket protruding from the shelf:(. I nearly felt like tearing it off!:eek::rotfl: But I didn't.

I've looked for the 56 tablet Finish and they are not in any of my five As (two superstores and three supermarkets). It would be easier trying to find the Rustler's Chicken Sandwich in M - I found it, no problem, in my first store yesterday - although that's on bog-standard £1 and is now 150g but was probably 190g before so no good!:rotfl: The Finish has obviously been on RTC and really now right at the end of that. I never have any of these RTC items in my stores - if they are, and if they put 20p, I am sure they would be completely sold out within minutes - if not taken by all the staff - except for the single pack of BE Dippers I managed to find earlier and only then because it had got mixed in with another size.

Well with all the glitching going on, I did a non-glitch shop today:wall:. I figured that, with all the items I already had on a shop, I was at the amount to spend one of my Dry Shamp. vouchers from yesterday. So I got the Kipling Cherry Bakewells after all. Of course I avoided the Bakewell Slices that work out more expensive - didn't want Bakewell Slices anyway:rotfl:.

I've solved the conundrum with the banana. I think I've managed to get a penny more by splitting them - as I got T 2p lower across them, which would not have happened if I'd got them as one. It's just chance of course as to what bananas I happened to pick up. The two together did weigh at what would have cost 24p. What happens is that, if the fraction of a penny is half a penny or more, it rounds up to the next penny when you pay. However, when the APG does the price comp., it takes the price you pay in A but calculates the competitor price and the fraction rounds down. I've seen some 11p bananas get 11p T/M and some get 10p T/M and that's why. All of no real consequence as it's a trivial 1p:rotfl:. This was probably already known on here anyway.

On this occasion, 160g (although it goes in 5g amounts so you could end up paying more or less) times 68p per kg. = 10.88p, which rounds to paying 11p, but then the 10.88p rounds down to 10p for T/M on a comp.

I moved the SP Foil to Avs T with success. The SP Choc. Digestives (we did need them as we have used up all the previous Choc. Digestives I bought) should be vs T.

9 items on your receipt qualify for comparison Asda tesco
1x ASDA Smartprice All Purpose Cloths (10PK) £0.35 £0.35
1x ASDA SmartPrice Milk Chocolate Digestives (300G) £0.44 £0.44
1x ASDA Toilet Tissue (6PK) £1.00 £1.00
1x ASDA Smartprice Lemon Toilet Cleaner (750ML) £0.27 £0.27
1x ASDA Smartprice Corn Flakes (500G) £0.25 £0.25
0.16x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Banana (order by number of bananas or select kg) (PER KG) £0.11 £0.10
1x ASDA Smartprice Wrapping Foil 290mm X 20 metres (20X290) £0.65 £0.65
1x Mr Kipling Cherry Bakewells (6PK) £1.45 £0.72
0.19x ASDA Grower's Selection Loose Banana (order by number of bananas or select kg) (PER KG) £0.13 £0.12
Comparison total (compared products only) £4.65 £3.90
+£0.75 cheaper

Vs M, it's saying the Toilet Tissue is £2 so it comes out with 10% cheaper than M on the shop even though it is not.

1x ASDA Toilet Tissue (6PK) £1.00 £2.00:(

However, it was not a versus M shop!

It's also comparing, even worse, against the double-roll at S - although that is less of a bother since S rarely turns out to be the best competitor and it's usually a play off between T and M.

Vs S
1x ASDA Smartprice All Purpose Cloths (10PK) £0.35 £0.40:(
1x ASDA SmartPrice Milk Chocolate Digestives (300G) £0.44 £0.60:eek::rotfl:
1x ASDA Smartprice Lemon Toilet Cleaner (750ML) £0.27 £0.40:eek:
1x ASDA Smartprice Corn Flakes (500G) £0.25 £0.25:)

1x ASDA Toilet Tissue (6PK)£1.00£2.10:(

I did need the loo roll myself - I wasn't influenced by it because of the £1 stick-out from the shelf - of which I knew nothing before I went and visited. I think these were 55p all over the place 3 or 4 years ago so they have gone really expensive in recent years! I shall keep looking for the Finish 56 at any A that happens to be near any M I might visit. At 20p, it's almost at a glitch price:D and, in a way, somewhat easier than doing an APG shop and having to go and get 7 more items - assuming you can even find it in the first place.

Nannylala

Night night :A can't work out why I need so many early nights lately

Serendipitious

nerfdad wrote: »

Night all and thanks for the shampoo and conditioner glitch as I got another 60 bottles today:j:j:j:beer:

Go forth and make a profit, as my Uncle Ernie used to say...

scoobydoo66

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I think it was her pumps!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs wrote: »

Dunno why :rotfl: smell of roses

I went to see my GP last week, told her I couldnt stop farting, but they were silent and didnt smell.
She gave me a prescription, two tablets a day.
I went back today and she asked how I had got on, I told her I was still farting but now they really stunk.
"Good" she said "we have sorted your sinus problem, now we can address your hearing"

Serendipitious

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did the same tricks over and over. The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat.'
'Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table.'
'Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?'

The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot. They glared at each other but said nothing.

Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'

sparkiemalarkie

aau1 wrote: »

Pepsi Max 8x330ml is back on bogof at W and still on PYO

Rings up on till at £7 for 2 packs
Less £3.50 multi
Less £1.40 (20% PYO)
= £2.10 for 16 cans

If you have a 10% promo card you get another 70p off making them £1.40

If you have a 10% promo card and you also get a "free" magazine, coffee and guardian it takes off another 51p off making it 89p for 16 cans :cool: :money:

Hi could you tell me where the 10% promo card comes from please? I have searched the thread but can't find the info.


many thanks


sparkie

HILLBERN

Serendipitious wrote: »

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did the same tricks over and over. The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat.'
'Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table.'
'Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?'

The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot. They glared at each other but said nothing.

Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'

:rotfl::rotfl: that made me chuckle